‘Determined’ Beaver Jaywalks, Disrupts Traffic, and Resists Arrest in Washington State

The police in Redmond, Washington, were called to remove a suspect obstructing traffic last week. Nothing could’ve prepared them for what awaited them. The suspect was recklessly jaywalking in the middle of the road with no regard for his or others’ safety. He brazenly ignored orders to move away from the road, forcing the police …

Serial Stowaway Sneaks on a Flight to Europe — Again

If you’re good at something, keep at it. People with unique talents should cultivate their abilities. That said, if your super skill is in something illegal, like sneaking on transatlantic flights without a ticket, you should maybe start looking for another hobby. Svetlana Dali is in that situation. The woman seems to have an uncanny …

10 Famous Ways to Dispose of a Body (and How They’ll Get You Arrested)

Committing a murder is easy; getting away with it is the hard part. Fortunately, we’ve all seen enough crime thrillers to know several corpse disposal methods to cover our crimes. However, most of those methods have been tried, typically with poor results. The criminal masterminds in the movies get away with them because, well, it’s …

Nantucket’s Sewers Are Full of Cocaine and the Cops Don’t Know Why

Ah, Nantucket! This beautiful island community off Cape Cod is a big tourist location for many good reasons, like its beautiful beaches, historical sights, and cocaine-filled sewers. Wait, what? Indeed, it seems Nantucket has a cocaine problem. Only, the problem isn’t that people are using it. Official tests have shown that the wastewater running through …

Chinese Woman Adjusts Traffic Mirrors for Better Feng Shui, Causes Several Accidents

You’ve surely heard of feng shui. This ancient Chinese tradition teaches that you can change the conditions of your life by arranging buildings, furniture, and objects to channel natural energy flows. Whether it works or is just superstition, you can decide for yourself. But if you give feng shui a try, you should restrict yourself …

Pervert Stealing Underwear from Elementary School Revealed as Neighborhood Cat

It takes a special kind of crook to burglarize an elementary school. But the whole thing takes a whole other turn toward the sinister when the thief starts stealing the students’ underwear. That’s the kind of criminal that was recently caught on video in New Zealand. It’s hard to be too mad at this panty …

Florida Man Arrested for Having Sex with a Vacuum Cleaner After Exposing Himself

Hmm, it’s been quite a while since we last heard from Florida Man. We’re getting a little worried. Maybe we should check on him… Oh, he got arrested for banging a vacuum cleaner. Never mind, he’s doing just fine. Kevin Westerhold was recently arrested, suspected of engaging in a fascinating series of public indecency. Residents …