Beloved Florida Manatee Dies After ‘High-Intensity’ Incestuous Gay Sex

Florida Man never fails to disappoint us. This time, he has… Wait, this isn’t Florida Man. It’s Florida Manatee! And it’s one of the most famous ones. Hugh the Manatee, 38, was a visitor favorite at Mote Marine Laboratory and Aquarium in Sarasota. He was known, among other things, for predicting the winner of the …

Meet Cassius — World’s Largest Crocodile Who Just Turned 120

Some animals — reptiles in particular — live for a surprisingly long time. Just as an example, Jonathan, the world’s oldest living tortoise, turned 190 last year. But tortoises aren’t the only long-living scaly creatures out there. Ladies and gentlemen, meet Cassius. Cassius is an Australian saltwater crocodile, living at the Marineland Melanesia Crocodile Habitat. …

‘Fastest Pig Alive’ Leads Cops on Wild Hog Chase for Days

Picture somebody able to avoid police officers hot on your tail for days on end. What did you imagine? Some kind of criminal mastermind? Nope. It’s a pig. Ironic, don’t you think? Anyhow, a loose hog had been wandering around Manheim Township in Lancaster County, Pennsylvania, for days. The animal had been avoiding capture and …

10 of the Weirdest Frogs and Toads on the Planet

Frogs and toads are pretty strange animals. They can breathe through their skin and undergo a complete bug-like metamorphosis, to begin with. But some species push these critters firmly into the “freakshow” territory. Or would you consider turning our bones into swords or giving birth through your back normal behavior? Yeah, that’s what we thought. …

Primates Have Masturbated for 40 Million Years — And It May Have Given Humans an Evolutionary Edge

You’d better keep your hands off your junk or you’ll end up with hairy palms. But what if we ended up with our hairless palms because we didn’t? Although it has long been shunned as shameful and even pathetic in human society, masturbation is pretty common among animals. It’s particularly popular with our relative primates …