- Here are more weird things people have said while "sleeping."
Have you read Weird Things People Have Said In Their Sleep: Part One? Because this is part two.
“My wife swears up and down that one time, while she was still up reading before bed, I said: ‘I see you didn’t bring the bag of leaves? So now I know you’re not serious.'”
“My girlfriend will sometimes bolt upright and stare into the corner of the room. When I ask her what’s wrong, she’ll say, ‘There’s someone in the corner.’ I laugh and then she’ll wake up and be like, ‘Why did you wake me up? What do you want it’s late?!’ I guess it sounds pretty creepy, but honestly, I find it hilarious.”
“My husband sleep talks on occasion. Once he sat straight up and said there was a ghost on the
doorknob. I said, “I can’t see it.” He responded, “It’s there.” That was terrifying. A different night he told me, “You did it, babe! You defeated Batman!” I appreciated that one a bit more.”
“I woke up one night, restless and hot, so I turned on the AC. My husband appeared to wake up, too. He sat up and said, ‘I’m your fan!’ and waved his hands like a fan, then laughed at his own joke and went back to sleep. He did not remember it in the morning.”
“When I was about seven years old, my mom had fallen asleep on the sofa with the TV on. I got out of
bed to wake her up. I tried to wake her up for a few minutes and she finally said, “Leave me alone or I’m gonna get the hand grenade.” It was a running joke for the rest of my childhood.” What weird things people have said!
“It’s late at night, after midnight. I haven’t fallen asleep, so I turn over to try and get comfy and see my girlfriend looking straight at me, then she said, ‘Did you see it move?’ I promptly panicked and turned the light on, to which she mumbled a groan of displeasure, because my darling girlfriend had slept through this entire thing.”
“When my daughter was a toddler she said in a dead sleep “Mom am I Jewish?” I don’t think she had ever met someone who was Jewish so I have no idea where that came from.”
“I was told by my fiancé that he came to bed one night after I had already fallen asleep. He started rubbing my back, which prompted me to sleep-say: ‘This just in! Local boy massages…other local boy!’ I am a 26-year-old female, but that night I was apparently a young 19th century newsboy at heart.”
“My friend once woke up, pulled the covers back, looked me and our other friend in the eye, gestured
to his shorts and went “are these… my pants?” And then went back to sleep.”
“Apparently one time while I was sleeping I grabbed my partner by the shoulders and told her: ‘Hey, people are just stacks of years!’ like it was the most important thing in the world.” What weird things people say.
“My girlfriend in college — who was from Indiana — out of nowhere, in a thick New York accent, said: ‘My ass is grass!’ She then promptly fell back asleep.”
“So here’s the deal—We’re going to take it apart and make it look like a chicken!” *Song on Spotify changes. Female singer in one song, male singer in next. Had conversation not realizing he was asleep* Him: “wait…wasn’t there just a girl singing” Me: “yea, the song changed” Him: “WHAT KIND OF SORCERY IS THIS?!” Me: “umm…Spotify”
“My friend’s little brother sleepwalks and once he came into our room. He kicked open the door and
said, ‘Did you tell mom about the soup thing?!’ To which my friend replied, ‘What soup thing?’ To which he replied, ‘You know, the thing with the [strangled screaming noise] and the [bird noise]!’ He then stood there for a minute before leaving.”
“My sister is notorious for talking in her sleep. Once when we were younger she said quietly, “peanut butter and chicken.” Then a little louder, “Peanut Butter and chicken!” And then shouted emphatically, “PEANUT BUTTER AND CHICKEN!”
These are some weird things people have said while they were sleeping. Do you have any stories to share in the comments?