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Have you heard these weird Christmas jokes? it’s always a good time to share a joke!
- How did Scrooge win the football game? The ghost of Christmas passed.
- What’s every parents favorite Christmas Carol? Silent Night
- Why don’t lobsters celebrate Christmas? Because they’re shell-fish
- What do you call a scary reindeer? A cari-boo.
- What do snowmen take when the sun gets too hot? A chill pill.
- What happens if you eat tinsil? You’ll get tinsil-itis.
- What made Rudolph the most famous reindeer? He went down in history.
- What did Santa Claus say to the smoker? “Please don’t smoke, it’s bad for my elf!” What do you think of this as one of the weird Christmas jokes?
- What does an elf study at school? The elf-abet.
- How do snowmen get around? They ride icicles.
- What was the punishment for the person who stole a Christmas calendar? He got 12 months.
- Who do elephants get their Christmas presents from? Elephanta Claus.
- What happens when you mix a Christmas tree and an iPad? You get a pineapple!
- What years does New Years come before Christmas? Every single year!
- How does a grumpy sheep talk about Christmas? “Baaa humbug!”
- Why isn’t Santa ever in the hospital? Because he has private elf-care. Do you think this is one of the best of the weird Christmas jokes?
- What’s another name for Santa’s little helpers? Subordinate clauses.
- What did one snowman ask the other? Do you smell carrots?
- Why was the little boy cold on Christmas? Because it was Decembrrrrr.
- How does a sheep say Merry Christmas? “Fleece Navidad!”
- How can you tell if Santa is around? You can always sense his presents.
- What do you call reindeer acting like a punk? Rude-olph
- What do you call Santa on a break? Santa Pause.
- What is a birds favorite story at Christmas time? The finch who stole Christmas.
- What do elves eat for breakfast? Ice Crispies. This is the best of all the weird Christmas jokes!
- What do you say about a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby? There’s a bunch of chess nuts boasting in an open foyer!
- Why is it harder to buy Advent Calendars as the month of December progresses? Because their days are numbered.
- How do sheep wish other sheep Merry Christmas? “Merry Christmas to ewe!”
- What do snowmen eat for breakfast? Frosted Flakes.
- How does a snowman lose weight? He waits for the weather to get warmer.
- What is another name for an elf that can sing and dance? Elf-is.
- How does Christmas Day end? With the letter “y.”
- What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree? Nice knowing ya!
- How is Christmas like a job? You do all the work and a fat guy in a red suit gets all the credit.
Which of these weird Christmas jokes is your favorite? Let me know in the comments!