- Who doesn't love a well-placed joke?
What kind of Thanksgiving jokes do you have ready for the day? If you need any material, here you go!
Why did Mom’s turkey seasoning taste a little off last year? She ran out of thyme.
What’s the official workout of Thanksgiving called? The turkey trot.
What’s one thing that you’ll have in common with a teddy bear on Thanksgiving? You’ll both be filled with stuffing.
What was the turkey suspected of? Fowl play.
What should you say when other beg you to stop making these jokes? “I can’t quit cold turkey!” Think you’ll have to use this Thanksgiving joke this year?
What did the Pilgrim wear to dinner? A (har)vest.
What song should you listen to on Thanksgiving? “All About That Baste.”
How can you unlock the greatest Thanksgiving experience ever? By making sure to bring the tur-key. Will this be one of your Thanksgiving jokes?
With Coronavirus being a possible concern this year, what’s likely to be the most popular side dish? Masked potatoes.
What kind of attitude is appropriate at the family dinner? The attitude of gratitude.
How can you incorporate some hip-hop into your family’s gathering? Bring some Salt-N-Pepa.
How did the salt and pepper welcome all the guests? By saying, “Seasoning’s greetings!”
What’s a potato’s favorite game to play? MASH.
What’s a running turkey called? Fast food.
What would a turkey be called if it turned into a ghost? Poultry-geist.
Who should you invite to your Friendsgiving? Your close group of Pal-grims.
What’s the forecast for Thanksgiving, regardless of what the meteorologist says? It’s sweater weather.
Why did the turkey bring a microphone to dinner? He was ready to roast.
What did Dad say when he was asked to say grace? He said, “grace.”
What’s a turkey’s favorite dessert? Cherry gobbler.
What Thanksgiving treat is the most popular at the kids’ table? The crayon-berry sauce.
What sound does a turkey’s phone make? “Wing, wing.”
What happens when cranberries get sad? They turn into blueberries.
Why was the soup at Thanksgiving so pricey? It had 24 carrots.
What’s something that isn’t insulting on Thanksgiving? A family member giving you the bird.
What always comes at the end of Thanksgiving? The G.
What makes Thanksgiving go as smoothly as possible? When everyone has been given a designated casse-role.
What would Michael Scott say while passing a plate of vegetables? “Boom! Roasted.”
If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims. Do you like this one better than all the other Thanksgiving jokes?
Why did the turkey cross the road twice? To prove he wasn’t a chicken.
What did the sweet potato say when it was asked if it was hungry? “Yes, I yam.”
If Pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on? Scholar ships.
What can you call your brother who falls asleep after dinner? Your nap-kin.
What smells the best at the Thanksgiving meal? Your nose.
What does your creepy uncle’s friend say when he’s had too much to drink? “I’ve got my beer gobbles on!”
What did the salad say to the butter who kept making jokes? You’re on a roll.
What is something that describes both political talk and filling up your plate of food? Choosing sides.
When are turkeys the most grateful? The day after Thanksgiving.
Why did the turkey refuse dessert? He was already stuffed.
Why are Pilgrims’ pants always falling down? Their belt buckles are on their hats and shoes instead.
What don’t you want to wear to Thanksgiving dinner? A white shirt or high-waisted pants.
What do you call the age of a Pilgrim? A pilgrimage.
What did the turkey say when he had a headache? “Google, Google.”
What did the aunt say to her sulking son on Thanksgiving? “You’re looking a little Pil-grim.”
Why was the turkey asked to join a band? He couldbring his own drumsticks.
Are you going to use any of these Thanksgiving jokes at your celebrations? Let me know in the comments!