- What do you think of the space jokes you know?
Do you think these jokes are fun? What do you think about the aliens being bad at math joke?
- What’s a planet’s favorite candy? Snickers — because it’s full of space nuts!
- Why did the comet cross the sky? To get to the other side of the universe!
- Why are aliens bad at math? Because they always go to another planet for their problems!
- What’s a space dad’s favorite way to relax? Watching the night sky and telling jokes!
- Why did the telescope go to school? To see the stars more clearly!
- Why did the moon refuse to get a haircut? It liked its full look!
- Why did the moon bring a party hat? Because it wanted to celebrate its full moon!
- Why did the comet bring a suitcase? It was packing for a space adventure!
- Why did the moon refuse to go to bed? Because it was too full of energy!
- Why did the telescope break up with the microscope? It needed a clearer view of the stars!
- How do you throw a party in space? You planet!
- Why did the stars break up with the moon? Because they needed some space!
- Why did the spaceship take a nap? Because it was feeling a little spacey!
- What did the astronaut say when he saw a star? You’re shining bright!
- Why did the astronaut bring a broom? To sweep the galaxy!
- Why are aliens bad at math? Because they always go to another planet for their problems!
- Why did the spaceship take a nap? Because it was feeling a little spacey!
- What do you call a spaceship that loves to dance? A boogie-shuttle!
- How do planets like their eggs? Over-easy, just like the moon!
- Why did the star get a new job? Because it wanted to shine brighter!
- What’s a star’s favorite drink? Galaxy juice!
- How do astronauts stay cool? They use space fans!
- How does the sun stay so cheerful? It’s always shining brightly!
- What do you call a star that loves to tell jokes? A supernova comedian!
- What’s a space dad’s favorite snack? Cosmic
popcorn! - How do stars stay so bright? They shine with a little help from their friends!
- How do planets like their eggs? Over-easy, just like the moon!
- Why did the sun sit alone at lunch? Because it needed some space! Can we all agree these jokes are fun?
- How does a space dad fix his spaceship? With rocket science!
- Why did the astronaut bring a flashlight? To brighten his space adventures!
- How do astronauts fix their ships? With space glue!
- How do stars stay so bright? They shine with a little help from their friends!
- Why did the star go to school? To shine brighter!
- Why did the astronaut bring a ladder? To reach the stars!
- Why did the asteroid get a ticket? Speeding through the galaxy!
- How do planets like their coffee? Over-easy, just like the moon!
- What do you call a space dad’s favorite dessert? Milky Way cookies!
- Why did the spaceship take a shortcut? To save some light-years.
- What do you call a space pirate? A star thief!
- How do planets stay in shape? They do cosmic workouts! When the jokes are fun, should this one be added in with them?
- What did the sun say to the moon? You light up my world!
- What did the astronaut say when he saw a star? You’re shining bright!
- How do aliens stay in shape? They do space workouts!
- What do you call a moon that loves to dance? A lunar-tick!
- Why did the telescope get a new hat? To see the
stars more clearly! - What do you call a galaxy full of friendly stars? The warm-verse!
- Why do astronauts always land on their feet? Because they have space boots! Are we all on the same page that these jokes are fun?
- Why did the star get a new job? Because it wanted to shine brighter!
- Why don’t astronauts ever get hungry in space? Because they already have a big meal on the moon!
- Why did the moon refuse to get a haircut? It liked its full look!
- Why did the telescope get a new coat? To see the stars more clearly!
- What’s an astronaut’s favorite part of a computer? The space bar!
- What do you call a space robot that loves to dance? A boogie-bot!
- Why do astronauts always land on their feet? Because they have space boots!
- How do astronauts organize a party? They planet!
- What do you call a moon that loves to tell jokes? A lunar-tick! Are these jokes fun or do they make you want to run? (Away.)
- How do you throw a party in space? You planet!
- How does the sun stay so warm? It has a bright personality!
- What do you call a star that loves to tell jokes? A supernova comedian!
- What do you call a space fish? A starfish! .
- What kind of music do planets like? Neptunes!
- What do you call a spaceship that sings? A rock-et!
- What’s an alien’s favorite type of art? Extraterrestrial sculpture!
So, what did you think? If you think these jokes are fun, you’ll have to tell me your favorites in the comments!