Google's Autocomplete service provides a list of possible suggestions from previous searches when you start typing words into the search box. It usually works out just fine, but sometimes, their options can get hilarious: meet 20 suggestions you won't believe. (Thanks to our reader Jackie for the idea!)
NOTE: "Never put a sock in a toaster" is actually an Eddie Izzard quote from his 1996 stand up DVD 'Definite Article', so no that weird, if you know comedy. (Thanks, Bex C.)
A little note from our reader Oli: This suggestion isn't actually that bizarre. It was a popular advert for an air freshener in the UK, wherein a little boy declares he wants to 'do a poo at Paul's' because Paul's family have the air freshener.