Another 12 Insanely Titled Books

How to Date a White Woman: A Practical Guide for Asian Men
"Written by an Asian with Asian men in mind within the context of a western society. Provided inside are the knowledge, framework and tools necessary for an Asian man to understand, to plan and to put into action the steps to successfully date a white woman."

Do-It-Yourself Coffins: For Pets and People
"Here's one project you won't want to put off till tomorrow. All of the tools and techniques needed to produce strong and beautiful coffins are presented here in clear, concise language. Color photographs illustrate every step in the construction of three pet-size and three human-size coffins. "

Male Delivery: Reproduction, Effeminacy, and Pregnant Men in Early Modern Spain
"Sherry Velasco treats readers to a dizzying array of cultural products to explore the many ways and reasons people have fantasized about making men pregnant."

Pornogami: A Guide to the Ancient Art of Paper-Folding for Adults
"Master Sugoi's origami normally features classical figures, but a piece of pornogami folded in the right setting, he discovered, can produce smiles and laughter in a way that no butterfly or bird ever could. Shapes include a variety of erotic body parts, including the amazing 3-D penis."

Gangsta Rap Coloring Book
"The book is just as it sounds: a series of images in thick black lines of the most popular gangsta rappers from hip-hop. The juxtaposition of hard-core thugs portrayed through a children's medium made this book an underground hit in Aye Jay Moreno's first, self-published edition. "

Millennium Meltdown: Spiritual and Practical Strategies to Survive Y2K
"The Millennium Meltdown will document the extent of the computer collapse and how this will massively impact your life. It is essential that we learn how to protect our family, our homes, and our finances from the approaching danger. This book will outline practical strategies to protect your family from the worst effects of the greatest technological crisis in our lifetime."

Dick: A User's Guide
"Whether you own one or are close with someone who does, it's pretty easy to recognize the importance of the penis. But in fact there is next to no reliable information on nearly every man's and many women's favorite little friend. Now, in Dick, two women doctors boldly provide readers with a much-needed handbook that guides, educates, and dispels all the common misconceptions about the penis."

Erotic Dots: Join the Dots to Create 60 Sexy and Exciting Pictures
"No artistic talent? Huge libido? This is the book for you. Using familiar dot-to-dot technique and using just a pencil, you can recreate steamy sex scenes with explicit positions! If you can count, you can do it. Erotic Dots contains 60 color photos with sections redrawn as dot-to-dot artworks for you to complete. "

Make Your Own Sex Toys: 50 Quick and Easy Do-It-Yourself Projects
"Giving new meaning to the expression 'take pleasure into your own hands,' Make Your Own Sex Toys is a witty yet practical guide featuring how-to directions for 50 inventive DIY accoutrements. "

Children of the Matrix: How an Interdimensional Race has Controlled the World for Thousands of Years-and Still Does
"David Icke exposes these forces and their methods of human control and he claims to reveal a fantastic web of global manipulation, orchestrated by forces beyond this physical realm. He exposes the hidden bloodlines, through which other-dimensional entities live and operate unseen among us; and he claims to show how the bloodlines of the royal, political, and economic rulers of today are the same as those who ruled as the kings and queens of ancient times."