10 Craziest Products Inspired by Bacon

Bacon… is there anything it can’t do? Ten crazy bacon-inspired products you can actually buy.

1Bacon Bandages

Heal your wounds with bacon! Wait… with bacon? The makers of the Bacon Bandages ($3.50)maybe be weird but, they are onto something. Each tin of Bacon Bandages comes with 15 sterile adhesive strips cut into the bacon shape and a free toy.

2Bacon Watch

Wow your friends and tell the time with this awesome Bacon Watch ($24.99).Proudly display your love of bacon by strapping this handsome watch on your wrist!

3Bacon Wallet

Put some meat into your pockets with this intriguingBacon Wallet ($8.22). Now you can truly be the man who “brings home the bacon.”

4Bacon-flavored Dental Floss

Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! With theBacon-flavored Dental Floss ($1.95)you can improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon. Is there anything bacon can’t improve?

5Bacon-flavored Mints

Each one of these Bacon-flavored Mints ($0.95)tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavor to give it that extra punch! It may sound weird but once you taste it, youll see that mint and bacon is a match made in… well, China.

6Bacon-flavored Toothpicks

Got little bits of bacon stuck between your teeth after eating your favorite bacon meal? Reach for these Bacon-flavored Toothpicks ($2.99)to clean your teeth! After all, it’s only right to clean bacon with bacon.

7Bacon Gumballs

With these Bacon Gumballs ($3.49), now you can enjoy bacon practically anywhere! Offer them to your friends, and watch their face light up in amazement as you spread the bacon gospel.

8Bacon Jelly Beans

We admit that one can’t live on bacon gumballs alone, so here’s an alternative:Bacon Jelly Beans ($1.99)!It may not be quite as tasty as real bacon, but we’re pretty sure it’s better for your arteries…

9Bacon Air Freshener

This unlikely Bacon Air Freshener ($2.74)is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore’s day.

10 Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu Action Figures

Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu ($11.81)are fired up and ready to rumble, but only one can remain at the top of the food chain! Mr. Bacon stands 5-5/8″ (14.3 cm) tall and fights for everything salty, greasy and meaty. Monsieur Tofu is 3-3/8″ (8.3 cm) tall and represents all things made of coagulated soy milk. The winner gets eaten for dinner!

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