- Easter seems late this year but these jokes are just in time!
These Easter jokes will be perfect for the end of the week. What are your favorite Easter jokes?
- Why did the Easter egg hide? Because he was a little chicken.
- Why shouldn’t you tell an Easter egg a joke? It might crack
up! - What game does the Easter Bunny like to play at the park? Hopscotch.
- Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken had his eggs!
- Did you hear about the woman who complained about her rabbit stew? She said there was a hare in her soup.
- Why was the Easter Bunny arrested? For hare-assment.
- Why did the Easter Bunny have on a hat? Because he was having a bad hare day.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Boo. Boo who? Don’t cry; Easter will be back next year! This is one of the cheesiest Easter jokes.
- How does Easter end? With an “R”!
- What happened when the Easter Bunny met the rabbit of his dreams? They lived hoppily ever after!
- What is the Easter Bunny’s favorite state capital? Albunny, New York.
- How does the Easter Bunny travel on vacation? On hare planes.
- What did the bunny with DirecTV say to the other bunny? I can’t believe you still have rabbit ears!
- Why was the little girl sad after the Easter egg hunt? Because an egg beater!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Donut. Donut who? Donut forget to say Happy Easter!
- What do you call a bunny with money? A millionhare.
- What proof is there that carrots are good for the eyes? You don’t see rabbits wearing eyeglasses.
- What’s the best way to make Easter easier? Put an “i” where the “t” is.
- Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski? The bunny hill.
- What do you get when you cross Dumbo with the Easter Bunny? An elephant who always remembers to eat all of his carrots.
- What’s the Easter Bunny’s favorite sport? Basket-ball.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Arthur. Arthur who? Arthur any more Easter eggs to decorate? This is one of the most creative Easter jokes.
- Where does Dracula keep his Easter candy? In his Easter casket.
- How does an Easter Bunny keep his fur looking so good? Hare spray.
- Why are bunnies the luckiest animals? Because they each have four lucky rabbits’ feet!
- What kind of bunny can’t hop? A chocolate bunny. (Or a peep!)
- Did you hear about the bunny who sat on a bumblebee? It’s a tender tail.
- Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show? Because his TV was scrambled!
- Which side of the Easter Bunny has the most fur? The outside.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Heidi. Heidi who? Heidi the eggs around the house.
- What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion? A bunion.
- Why was the Easter egg so strict? He was hard-boiled.
- What do you say to the Easter Bunny on his birthday? Hoppy birthday.
- Where does the Easter Bunny get all of the eggs he hides? He gets them from an eggplant.
- What do you call an Easter Bunny with a bad memory? A hare-brain!
- What do you get if you give an Easter Bunny a pair of socks? A sock hop!
- Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because it’s easier than wallpapering them.
- Why can’t a rabbit’s nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Some bunny. Some bunny who? Some bunny’s been eating all my Easter candy!
- Did you hear the one about the house infested with Easter eggs? It needed an eggs-terminator!
- Why does Peter Cottontail hop down the bunny trail? Because he is too young to drive!
- What do you call the Easter Bunny on the day after Easter? Tired. This is the dad joke of the Easter jokes.
- Knock, knock! Who’s there? Wendy. Wendy who? Wendy Easter egg hunt taking place?
- Where does the Easter Bunny like to eat breakfast? IHOP.
- Why don’t you see dinosaurs at Easter? Because they are eggs-tinct.
- What happened to the Easter Bunny when he misbehaved at school? He was eggspelled!
- Why did the jelly bean go to school? Because he really wanted to be a Smartie.
- What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks today?
- What do you get if you cross Winnie the Pooh and the Easter Bunny? A honey bunny.
- Why did the Easter Bunny have to fire the duck? Because he kept quacking the eggs!
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