Canadian Police Seize Drugs, Guns — And the Cursed Runeblade Frostmourne

Let no one say the Mounties in Canada don’t get results. Just recently they cracked down on a group of people suspected of being in possession of illegal drugs and firearms. Those suspicions turned out to be correct. A Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP) raid on the group’s property in Norway House — a community …

It Works Too Well — Marine Corps Can’t Find Missing Stealth Jet Fighter

The F-35B Lightning II is the pride of the Marine Corps aviation arm. Introduced in 2015, this multirole jet fighter is one of the most advanced in the world. One of the finest pieces of technology on the aircraft is its stealth system. Even military officials from countries the F-35B could potentially fight against have …

The Streets Ran Red — Flood of Wine Rips Through Portuguese Town

A red tide washing over a city’s streets is never a good thing. That said, it’s not always as gruesome as you might expect. Recently, the streets certainly ran red in a small Portuguese town. Fortunately, the stuff flowing through the village wasn’t anyone’s vital fluids. It was wine. An accident at a local distillery …

Beer-Loving Raccoons Are Terrorizing German Cities

We think Germany might need some help. Not only are their railroads in a complete tangle while radioactive boars encroach on southern German towns but there’s yet another problem threatening to get out of hand. It’s raccoons. Hordes of them. Germany’s raccoon population has exploded in the past couple of decades. The crafty, adaptable furballs …

Black Holes Are Farting Remnants of Eaten Stars into Space — And No One Knows Why

Space is a scary place in general, but perhaps the most terrifying thing out there is black holes. You can barely observe them until you’re caught in their enormous gravitational pull and compressed into the infinitely dense singularity at their center. Their gravity is so strong that nothing can escape them — not even light. …

Radioactive Wild Boars Are Rampaging Around Southern Germany

Picture a herd of wild boars charging at you from a forest. That’s scary enough on its own, but what if the boars were also highly radioactive? You might wonder which post-nuclear-apocalypse movie we’re talking about. The thing is, though, this isn’t science fiction. It’s just life in Germany. The central European country is currently …

Cops Stop Joyriding Nebraska Man — With His Giant Bull Riding Shotgun

Taking your dog out for a car ride is just fun. They’re just so cute with their head stuck out the window and ears flapping in the breeze. It’s not just dogs that enjoy an occasional Sunday drive, though. Bigger animals can like them too. Much, much bigger. Nebraska cops recently pulled over a man …