Collapsing Fungus Gene Pools Threaten to Wipe Out Brie, Camembert and Other Cheeses

Do you like fine French cheese with a glass of nice wine? Well, you might not have a whole heck of a long time left to enjoy your little luxury. That’s because certain cheeses are becoming threatened species — or more precisely, the fungi used to make them. As you may or may not know, …

Tennessee Woman Arrested for Allegedly Impersonating an FBI Agent to Shutter a Waffle House

It’s never a dull day at Waffle House. When a busjacker isn’t driving by to drop off a passenger, you can be sure something bizarre is going down. The staff might, for example, find someone impersonating a federal agent showing up at the restaurant’s doorstep. That’s what one Waffle House in Tennessee recently had to …

Montana Rancher Pleads Guilty to Using Smuggled Testicles to Breed ‘Giant Hybrid Sheep’

We all know the basic gist of Frankenstein, right? It’s about a scientist who used parts from deceased humans to create his very own giant monster of a man. Whether or not this Montana rancher has read the story, he sure was determined to become a real-life Frankenstein. He, however, didn’t aim to build a …

British Charity Is Looking for Staff to Run the Antarctic ‘Penguin Post Office’

Are you sick of your job? Would you like a new career — something exciting, something no one would ever believe you did? Well, my friend, this is your chance to enter the dynamic, demanding, and downright strange world of penguin post office management! No, we’re serious. That’s a real job you could do. The …

Rare Golden Lego Piece Shows Up at Goodwill, Sells for More Than $18K

A lot of people dream of making that special find at Goodwill (or another thrift store) that is secretly worth a whole bunch of money. It can be tough, though, since you have a lot of competition. Not least from Goodwill itself. Take, for example, this recent jackpot. Earlier this year, staff at a Pennsylvania …

Japanese School Principal Loses Job and Pension for Overfilling His Coffee Mug

Imagine a scenario where an educator, whether a teacher or a school principal, knowingly commits a crime. Should they be punished more severely than regular Joe? On one hand, you could argue that teachers should show impeccable morals to help young students grow up right. On the other, everyone should be equal in the eyes …

Researcher Rescues Herself from Medieval Tower with Eyeliner and Cotton Swab

Remember MacGyver? In case you’re too young for even the 2016 reboot, the show followed secret agent Angus MacGyver who’d often fashion improvised tools out of mundane objects. For example, he might whip up a lockpick using eyeliner and a cotton swab. Just like the heroine of our story today. Dr. Krisztina Ilko, a junior …

Punk Band Fires Singer After He Dosed Bassist with Estrogen to Steal His Fiancée

Even among the rowdy crowd of rock stars, punk rockers are famed for outrageous stunts. Ever since the days of Sex Pistols, punks have built a (sometimes undeserved) reputation for irreverence, violence, and heavy substance consumption. We’re saying this because even against this backdrop, this punk singer’s actions are really low. Nashville, Tennessee-based hardcore punk …

West Virginia Neighborhood Holds Candlelight Vigil for the State’s Last Hooters

Ah, Hooters. The only place where you can go to get served so-so Buffalo wings by scantily-clad waitresses. Well, probably not. Still, the restaurant chain is an American icon. Perhaps it’s that iconic status that prompted a West Virginia neighborhood to bid farewell to their local Hooters in a solemn ceremony. The Hooters location in …