Abused Man Escapes Stepmother’s Prison House After 20 Years — With Paper and Hand Sanitizer

Now and then, you come across a story displaying such depraved depths of human cruelty that you don’t really know what to think about it. This is one of those. In mid-February, fire crews rushed to a house in Connecticut after reports of a fire. And indeed, it was — because one of the residents …

Australian Company Launches World’s First Computer Using Human Brain Cells

If you have a computer powered by disembodied human brain, is it a man or machine? That’s a question that comes up in many science fiction stories where combining human biology with computers is possible. Soon, we may have to start asking that question in real life as well. An Australian biotech company Cortical Labs …

Comedy Club Bans People with ‘Frozen Faces’ from Botox Injections

You’re a stand-up comedian up on a stage, and you finally tell your best joke. Yet nobody in the audience laughs. This is a nightmare scenario for all funny people, both amateur and professional. But what if the audience’s emotionless faces aren’t a result of your bad jokes? What if they’re literally incapable of smiling? …

Thief Posing as NBA Representative Swallows Jewelry Worth $769,000 — Instantly Regrets It

Oh crap, it’s the fuzz! When the cops are on your trail after a robbery, a smart thief will try to remove any incriminating evidence, from the stolen loot to tools of the dastardly trade. There are plenty of ways you can get rid of the stuff. You could try to chuck some of it …

Man Suffers Intestinal Necrosis After Fiancée Forced Him to Do Childbirth Simulation

In a healthy relationship, it’s good to share in each other’s unique perspectives as experiences. It can help you understand one another better and add extra depth to your bond. Or it could almost kill you if you take it too far. That’s what happened with this Chinese couple. As part of their engagement, the …

Study: Taking a Leak is Contagious Among Chimps (Just Like Yawning)

Yawning is famously contagious. If you see someone yawn, you’re more likely than not to do so yourself, as is everyone else around you. Now imagine if the same went for other bodily functions — like emptying your bladder. That’s how it apparently works with chimpanzees. A new study has found that chimps like to …