“Wanted: Somebody to go back in time with me.” “Turkey for sale. Partially eaten” “Used Toilet Paper” Now here’s a good deal. “Tombstone: Standard gray, a good buy for someone named Grady.” “Honda Civic ’96 (…) good condition, speaks Spanish.” “For Sale: collection of old people.” “Human skull, used once only” “1995 Nissan Maxima, (…) …
“Police receive a report of a newborn infant found in a trash can. Upon investigation, officers discover it was only a burrito.” “Caller reports hitting an intruder in the head with an axe. Notes that intruder ‘was in the mirror.’” “A man came to the Sheriff’s Department to ‘find out how to legally kill’ a …
Off Incest Repellent. Back off, daddy! “I gave in English everything what you mean! Guaranteed” Bring your favorite mexican? Hey, guys, looking for some ‘sheep’ fun? Well, as long as it is gentle… “If you had no idea what to get her for Valentine’s Day… Imagine how overwhelming arranging her funeral would be.”Honey, I didn’t …
1El Colacho: the Baby-Jumping Festival (Spain) In celebration of the Catholic festival of Corpus Christi, grown men leap over newborns, with full parental consent. Donning scary, vaguely Elvis-like costumes and wielding whips and truncheons, the men attempt to “cleanse” the babies of evil. Evidently, recklessly leaping over them is the best way to achieve this.The …
What goes around, comes around! Click the pic to read the article online. Talk about funny headlines…! Civil War planes? Lemme know how that works out… Must be one of those celebrity-without-makeup pictures… And you wonder why… Yeah, don’t you hate those guys at DOE who do the NEPA’s EIS on BNFL’s AMWTP at INEEL …
Dion Milam: Murder Anna Clifford: erratic driving Matthew Gibeault: Possession of Drug Paraphernalia Denise Dean: multitude of charges Curtis Lichter: Burglary Elijah Payne: Assault with a Deadly Weapon and Kidnapping Trevor Newbauer: Disorderly Conduct Mary Reaves: Obtaining Property with a Worthless Check Robert McDonald: Theft Jon Paul Matterson: Driving Under the Influence Elaine Vengen: Trespassing …
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1Scrabble Furniture At the Bloomberg offices in London, employees can leave each other messages using these Scrabble cushions, designed by Stephen Reed Industrial Design and Alistair Willmott. The end tables serve as double and triple word scores, leaving the possibility for some pretty high scoring words. 2Animal Furniture Rodolfo Rocchetti from Tappezzeria Rocchetti is a …