- Because we'd rather laugh than cry, right?
More odd Thanksgiving jokes, just in case you need something easy at your holiday table this year! And if you didn’t read Odd Thanksgiving Jokes For Your 2025 Holiday Table, this is basically part two.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Harry. Harry who? Harry up and pass those sides—I’m hungry!
What do you call a turkey surrounded by family? Dinner.
Why was everyone fighting over the corn on Thanksgiving? Because it was a-maize-ing!
Why didn’t the cook season the turkey? She ran out of thyme.
What does a turkey give thanks for on Thanksgiving?
Vegetarians.
What do you call pilgrims who like to boogie? Dancestors.
What do you get when you cross burrowing insects with pilgrims? Ant-cestors.
What do you call someone who likes the sleepy ingredient in turkeys? A Trypto-fan.
What type of key has legs and can’t open doors? A turkey.
What did the Three Stooges pilgrim say when he first spotted Plymouth Rock? Land Moe!
What sound does a turkey’s phone make? “Wing, wing!” Is this a good one for the more odd Thanksgiving jokes?
What device do turkeys use to turn on the lights? The flapper.
In what state did the pilgrims arrive? Exhaustion.
What do you get when you cross a Thanksgiving side dish
with a pioneering rock guitarist? Chuck Cran-Berry.
What do you call a badly behaved Thanksgiving bird? A grounded turkey.
Why do turkeys lay eggs? Because if they dropped them, they would break.
What is the quietest dessert? Key Mime Pie!
What do you call a turkey who’s not that supportive? A fair feather friend.
Why did the turkey cross the road? It was the chicken’s day off!
What do wrestlers have for dessert? Grapple pie.
What do you call a nanny who uses her magical powers on Black Friday? Mary Shoppins.
Why shouldn’t you look at the turkey dressing? Because it will make him blush.
What did one turkey say to the other turkey at the bar? “Let’s get basted.”
Why was pest control called to Thanksgiving dinner? It was infested with aunts.
Why don’t turkeys fly? Because they can’t afford the tickets.
Why can’t you take turkeys to church? They use fowl language.
What do you call an attractive pilgrim? A Puri-ten.
Knock, knock Who’s there? Hollywood. Hollywood who? Hollywood you please pass the green beans?
Why did the turkey need help walking? He gobbled till he wobbled. Is this one of the best of the more odd Thanksgiving jokes?
What was the turkey looking for at the toy store? Gobbleheads.
How do you compliment the family comedian on Thanksgiving? “You’re on a casse-roll!”
What do you always get at the end of Thanksgiving? The letter “g.”
What TV comedy series featured a neurotic female turkey? Curb Your Hen-thusiasm.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Poppy.Poppy who? Pop, he threw a turkey leg at me!
Where did the pilgrims learn to play music? The School of Plymouth Rock.
What smells the best at a Thanksgiving dinner? Your nose.
Why did the turkey get sent to the principal’s office? He used fowl language.
What do you call a turkey who gets excited playing guitar? Eric Flap-ton.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dewey. Dewey who? Dewey have to eat our vegetables first?
What champagne do male turkeys like to drink? Tom Perignon.
Who do you get when you cross a turkey with a famous red-haired comedian? Lucille Butterball. Is this a solid addition to more odd Thanksgiving jokes?
What do you get when you cross a butter substitute with a funny joke? A ghee slapper.
What did the Beverly Hillbillies name their yacht to honor Thanksgiving? The Ellie Mae-flower.
What does a turkey use to tell the future? A crystal butterball.
In what TV show did a royal decide not to cook turkey for Thanksgiving? The Queen’s Ham-bit.
Why did the turkey refuse dessert? He was stuffed.
Did you hear about the genie who was summoned by the cook? He granted three dishes.
What do you call a cartoon character who had too much to eat? Spongebob Split Pants!
What species on Star Trek was half alien and half turkey? Wing-on.
What do you get when you cross a marinating process with a Steven King novel? The Brine-ing.
Where do lumberjacks go the day after Thanksgiving? The chopping mall.
If you need more odd Thanksgiving jokes, these should be good. Tell us your favorites in the comments!