- It's almost Labor Day, you know, and for many, that marks the end of summer.
The last summer holiday is almost here, so enjoy these end of summer jokes! (does Labor Day signify the end of summer for you, too?
- Why was the scarecrow happy when summer ended?
- A tan-gent line to the beach!
- Why did the grill go to therapy? It was feeling a little “burned out”!
- What do you call a pen that’s always on time the first day of school? “Write” on schedule!
- Why do so many September weddings get cancelled?
- It saw the calendar and realized ketchup season was over!
- Because they couldn’t handle the heat!
- Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel.
- What animal is always at a baseball game? A Bat.
- Why did the sun go to school at the end of summer?
- Why did the robot go on summer vacation? To recharge its batteries.
- Why did the beach house fall asleep at the end of summer? It’s always near the sand, man! This could work as a good joke for the last holiday of summer!
- What did the ocean say to the beach at the end of summer?
- Why do hurricanes make good comedians? Because their punchlines always blow you away!
- What does the sun drink out of? Sunglasses
- Because the “school” bell rings again!
- A memory!
- He finally got some “rest” in the cornfield.
- Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the first day of school?Because her students were so bright!
- Why did the tree take a nap when summer ended?
- He’s getting a warm-up!
- What does the farmer say on the last day of summer? Oh my gourd!
- It just couldn’t handle the cold shoulder.
- What do you call a steak that’s going to be a freshman in college? A “rare” achievement!
- Why did the ice cream truck retire after summer?
- What did the pig say on a HOT summer day? “I’m Bacon.”
- What kind of tree can you fit in your hand? A palm tree.
- What do you get when you cross summer and math?
- Why did the teacher jump in the pool? They wanted to test the water.
- Where do sharks go on vacation? Finland. This is the best dad joke for the last summer holiday.
- What happens when ice cream gets angry? It has a meltdown.
- Why don’t eggs want to go back to school? They always crack
under pressure! - What kind of sandals do frogs wear? Open-TOAD sandals
- Why did the tomato turn red at the end of summer?
- Why don’t fish go on vacation? Because they are always in school.
- What is black and white and red all over? A zebra with a sunburn.
- What’s the best way to say goodbye to summer?
- Why did the popsicle break up with summer?
- What do you call a snowman in July? A puddle
- He wanted to catch some new waves!
- Why did the sun go to school? To get a little brighter.
- Why did the surfer become a teacher at the end of summer?
- What do you call a boardwalk that tells jokes? A pun-way!
- Why is that calendar scared every August? It’s about to fall!
- Nothing, it just waved goodbye.
- What is a frog’s favorite summertime treat? Hopsicles
- It was tired of the daily melt-downs.
- Why did the windbreaker go to art school? It wanted to improve its “draft” skills!
- It was ready to “leaf” all its worries behind! What do you think of this as a good joke for the last summer holiday?
- What do you call a beach that’s sad summer is over?
- Why was the fish embarrassed? It saw the ocean’s bottom.
- Where do sheep go on summer vacation? To the BAA-hamas.
- Why did the old map go to magic school? It excelled at mis-direction.
- What did the hurricane say to the palm tree?”Hang on, this will be a breeze!”
- What do you call a lazy summer day after Labor Day?
- What’s a seafood menu’s favorite game? Catch!
- Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? They would get called for traveling.
- With a cold one, and I don’t mean a drink—bring on the fall breeze!
- Why don’t skeletons get tan at the end of summer?
- How do trees get ready for cold weather? They leaf their worries behind!
- Why don’t summer vacations last longer?
- It wanted to get a little brighter!
- Why was the book worried about back-to-school season? It didn’t want to be judged by its cover!
- What did the sweater say as the chilly weather rolled in? “I’ve got you covered!”
- What’s the best part about the end of summer?
- What’s a lifeguard’s least favorite season?
- Because they’re too afraid to come out in the fall sun!
- Cold-er feet!
- What’s a snowman’s favorite thing about the end of summer?
- Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they are shellfish.
- Why do fish hate the end of summer?
- How do birds know it’s time to go back north? They follow the Tweets!
- Sweater weather, or as I call it, “dad’s fashion season!”
- Fall, because all the good “waves” are goodbye!
- How can you tell that the ocean is friendly? It waves.
- A blue sand dune.
- Why did September break up with August? The relationship turned colder!
Do you have plans for the last summer holiday yet? Tell us which jokes you want to use in the comments!