- It's mid-March so you know it's almost time for St. Patrick's Day.
Will you get into these jokes to use on St. Patrick’s Day? There’s nothing better than a good (or dad) joke to have to break the ice.
Why did the leprechaun go outside?
-To sit on his paddy-o
What type of bow cannot be tied?
-A rainbow
What is a leprechaun’s favorite type of music?
-Sham-rock ‘n’ roll
What do ghosts drink on St. Patrick’s Day?
-BOOs
What do you call an Irish spider?
-Paddy long legs
When does a leprechaun cross the street?
-When it turns green
What would you get if you crossed Christmas with St. Patrick’s Day?
-St. O’Claus. Are these jokes to use funny for you?
What did the leprechaun say when the video game
ended?
-Game clover
What’s a leprechaun’s favorite cereal?
-Lucky Charms
Why did St. Patrick drive all the snakes out of Ireland?
-It was too far to walk
What’s the best position for leprechauns to play on a baseball team?
-Shortstop
What is Irish and left on the lawn?
-Paddy O’Furniture
What do you get when you cross a pillowcase with a stone?
-A sham-rock
How did the leprechaun go to the moon?
-In a sham-rocket
Why are leprechauns so concerned about global warming?
-They’re really into green living
How did the leprechaun win the race?
-He took a shortcut
What job did the leprechaun have at the restaurant?
-He was the short-order cook
How did the Irish Jig get started?
-Too much water to drink and not enough restrooms. What do you think of these jokes to use?
What does it mean when you find a horseshoe?
-Some poor horse is going barefoot
How can you spot a jealous shamrock?
-It will be green with envy
Why can’t Irish golfers ever end a game?
-They refuse to leave the green
What did the naughty leprechaun get for Christmas?
-A pot of coal
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Pat.
Pat who?
Pat on your coat—we’re going to the St. Patty’s Day parade.
What do you call a bad Irish dance?
-A jig mistake.
Knock, Knock
Who’s there?
Irish!
Irish Who?
Irish you a happy St. Patrick’s Day!
What do you call a leprechaun with a sore throat?
-A streprechaun. Is this one of the funny jokes to use?
What did one Irish ghost say to the other?
-Top O’ the moaning to ya
What do you call a fake Irish diamond?
-A shamrock
What instrument does a showoff play on St. Patrick’s Day?
-Brag-pipes
When is an Irish Potato not an Irish Potato?
-When it’s a French fry
What do leprechauns barbecue on St. Patrick’s Day?
-Short ribs
What’s the name of a popular Irish dance move?
-The shamrock shake
What did the leprechaun tell his neighbor on March 17?
Irish you a Happy St. Patrick’s Day
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Potto.
Potto who?
Potto gold.
Why don’t women want to get engaged on St. Patrick’s Day?
-They don’t want to get a “sham rock”
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Cora.
Cora who?
Coran beef and cabbage.
What do you get when you do the Irish jig at McDonald’s?
-A Shamrock shake
What did St. Patrick say to the snakes?
-He told them to hiss off
What do you call a leprechaun who gets sent to jail?
-A lepre-con
What does it mean if you find a four-leaf clover?
-That you have too much time on your hands
Why do leprechauns prefer dollar bills to coins?
-Because they’re green
How is a good friend like a four-leaf clover?
-They are hard to find
What did the Irish potato say to his sweetheart?
-I only have eyes for you
Why do frogs love St. Patrick’s Day?
-They’re always wearing green
What do Irishmen say when you tell them Bono is your favorite singer?
-You too?
Why does the River Shannon have so much money in it?
-Because it has two banks
What do you think of these jokes to use for St. Patrick’s Day? Let me know what you think in the comments!