- You never know what people can say while their sleeping.
Do you know someone who talks in their sleep? Or maybe it’s you? These are some crazy things people have said in their sleep.
“My freshmen year I lived with two guys in a dorm who BOTH talked in their sleep. One night, I woke up and one was
chanting, ‘I am the spring berry, I am the spring berry,’ and the other just responded ‘Yeah, but Chick-Fil-A said ‘no’ back in 2011!’ They have no memory of this.”
“My husband murmured “I got some hot pie for ya’.” And I woke him up by laughing uncontrollably, tears running down my face… for about twenty minutes. I can’t help but crack up EVERY TIME I think about it!”
“Once in the middle of a dead sleep, my wife did a possessed scream/yell. It went from quiet to loud, then back to quiet in a second flat, and then she started snoring immediately after. I didn’t go back to sleep for a while.”
“My roommate talks in their sleep almost every night and, one time, he just burst into laughter and said, ‘Well, why did none
of you try to chop my head off then?'” What would you think if someone in your bed said this in their sleep?”
“My ex’s kid had a bed in the same room with us (he was four at the time) and one night I happened to wake up and look over at him. He rose from his bed, stared at the wall, and whispered, ‘Who are you?’ At this point, I was in full NOPE mode, and then he whispered, ‘Don’t tell them!’ and flopped back in his bed.”
“It’s not something he says, but something he does: Sometimes, he’ll sit straight up and gasp super loud while staring at the wall. I ask what’s wrong, but he’s asleep. Meanwhile, I can’t go back to sleep because I’m so scared.”
“My husband talks in his sleep all the time! I always make sure to write down what he says. Here’s his latest, and one of his best: “I don’t want to wait for people. My mom said you have to wait for people but I said ‘no I’m playing Mario Kart you have go past people.’ ZOOM Spike just threw a turtle shell at me. He can’t win. Dumb cat.” (Spike’s our cat. He was dreaming of playing Mario Kart with our CAT. Guess the cat was winning.)”
“My wife always jumps at the opportunity to tell people that I once said, ‘How come you get the cool spaceships and I get the Jetsons?’ while asleep, then made the Jetsons flying car sound.”
“My partner once, completely at random, yelled, ‘OPEN THE WINDOW, ABIGAIL, I’M BURNING LIKE A MEATBALL!’
Important note: We don’t know an Abigail.”
“I’ve been told by my now husband that shortly after moving in together while dating, I sat up in bed one night after he came to bed later than I did and calmly said “it’s the Hunger Games bitch. Who wants to die??” Then calmly laid back down. I do not recall this whatsoever… Still scares him to this day. Could you sleep after someone said this in their sleep?”
“My wife once indignantly shouted, ‘I can’t poop here! Everyone is watching!’ And I do mean SHOUTED. I was still awake playing on my iPad in bed while she slept and I about jumped out of my skin.”
“My brother spoke English in his sleep…this is noteworthy because, at the time, we had only just adopted him from Romania three months earlier and he knew zero English. He spoke better English in his sleep than while he was awake.”
“I talk a lot in my sleep. My boyfriend often records me because of the outlandish things I say. One of the best was me rolling over to face my bf, in the most serious monotone voice I say “You can’t eat that pickle in here. Who do you think you are? Take it to the bathroom like everyone else.”
These are pretty funny, what do you think so far? For more, follow the link to read Weird Things People Have Said In Their Sleep: Part Two.