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What’s the trashiest thing done at Thanksgiving, from your recollection? These are some wild stories.
- Grandma threatened to shit in the turkey if we didn’t let her watch Jeopardy
- My aunt, uncle, and cousins make no food and take 90% of it home
- My Aunt decided to announce she got Chalmydia as we started to eat and my grandmother told her getting stuffed by random people is for Turkey’s. I
laughed really hard. - The woman my cousin had just married stole a Costco sized box of individually wrapped Cheezit packages from our garage. I just happened to notice they were gone when putting food in the fridge. Asked about it publicly and she locked up, started stuttering, and went to get them out of her car. She returned with the excuse “I thought these were mine. I have a box just like them at home”.
- My brother stole some multilingual electronic dictionary I had, because he was going to Egypt and wanted the Arabic. I didn’t confront him, instead I told him I can’t find it and asked him to help me look for it. It all worked out. He ended up “finding” it. He’s never done anything like that before and hasn’t since. If it were a habit, I’d confront him more directly.
- I suppose it’s possible her box of cheezits showed up somewhere unexpected once before and it was too complicated to explain. Like Alf, but cheezits.
- We were hosting a young lady my wife worked with, as well as her boyfriend. Halfway through dinner and somehow the discussion got to how her and her brother “once got super trashed on Robitussin, and next thing you know we … Uh … Yeah that was really a weird time.” Everyone just got really quiet as we were trying to decide how to fill that one in and where to go with it. For some reason they got really quiet after that.
- my uncle brought a woman other than his wife. She was crazy. A practicing witch who would “divine” things about us on the spot and ironically accused my other uncle of having an affair. She got drunk and groped me in the coat closet, then tried to kiss me saying, “if only I were young again” I was 16.
- One of my aunts found out her husband was sleeping with her brother. She found one of her husbands shirts (from a vacation they took) with cum on it in her brothers bedroom when she went to the bathroom. I wasn’t surprised though tbh.
- Last year, my husband’s grandma hosted Thanksgiving dinner at her house
and asked us to provide the turkey. (Not even the trashiest part) - My mother told our aunt to help herself to some left overs and she took a 4/5th full bottle of $350 whiskey. She got alled out on it and claimed to have “accidentally grabbed it lmao sweetie no big deal” She returned it half full so either she chugged some in the car or dumped some out in spite.
- We had to go to spend Thanksgiving with my husband’s dad’s side that morning so we dropped the turkey off on our way to his dad’s house. His grandma said that they would be eating at 4.
- We arrived back at his grandmas house around 3:45 and everyone had already eaten all the food. Including the entire turkey.
- My father’s girlfriend sat at the head of the table at my house and acted like she was the hostess while monopolizing the entire conversation. I was her waitstaff. It was my first time meeting her. Five years later they are still together but I haven’t seen her in 4 years, 11 months, and 29 days.
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