12 Creepiest Baby Shower Cakes

Published on 11/30/2011 under Misc - by Gracie Murano - 113,554 views

Thanks to our reader Lux for the idea.

Well, at least the cake comes pre-sliced. (Link)

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I want to eat the placenta part. (Link)

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Yes, it's the “Baby Alien” cake, created for some geekette's baby shower by Zarathud, a cake-maker with an unearthly sense of humor. That's one weird kid and he/she's not even born yet! The alien shown bursting from the flesh-toned body of the cake is made of marzipan and drips bright red raspberry “blood”. (Link)

This is a baby shower cake looks more like a baby funeral cake, no? (Link)

Bye bye tummy. (Link)

It is important that we all know why we are gathered here today. Stick lady + cup of sperm = heart, baby, heart. All together now... (Link)

Water birth. (Link)

Do's and dont's. The baby shower is your last chance to teach some basics to the parents-to-be. (Link)

Ok, what's worse: the bone-white skin pallor, popped-out belly button that looks like the tied-off end of a balloon, or the fact that Thing-ette there seems to be sucking the life-force out of Octo-Mom Wraith-style? (Link)

		Baby shower caker by eric vassallo on 12/10/2011 4 votes Barby havin baby on cake..

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