12 Creepiest Baby Shower Cakes

11/30/2011
by Grace Murano +
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Tags: baby shower cakes, creepy cakes
     
Thanks to our reader Lux for the idea.

Well, at least the cake comes pre-sliced. (Source)


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I want to eat the placenta part. (Source)


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Yes, it's the “Baby Alien” cake, created for some geekette's baby shower by Zarathud, a cake-maker with an unearthly sense of humor. That's one weird kid and he/she's not even born yet! The alien shown bursting from the flesh-toned body of the cake is made of marzipan and drips bright red raspberry “blood”. (Source)


This is a baby shower cake looks more like a baby funeral cake, no? (Source)


Bye bye tummy. (Source)


It is important that we all know why we are gathered here today. Stick lady + cup of sperm = heart, baby, heart. All together now... (Source)


Water birth. (Source)


Do's and dont's. The baby shower is your last chance to teach some basics to the parents-to-be. (Source)





Ok, what's worse: the bone-white skin pallor, popped-out belly button that looks like the tied-off end of a balloon, or the fact that Thing-ette there seems to be sucking the life-force out of Octo-Mom Wraith-style? (Source)

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