Customs Seizes Giraffe Poop from Woman Who Planned to Make Necklaces with It

It’s always nice to bring home souvenirs as mementos of your travels to distant lands. That said, you should not try to take just any kind of foreign crap with you when you leave. Especially if that’s crap in the literal sense. The U.S. Customs and Border Protection (CPB) agents at the Minneapolis–Saint Paul International …

The End of El Gastrojeta — Man Arrested for Faking a Heart Attack 20 Times to Dodge Bills at Restaurants

Eating at fine restaurants is great — until you have to pay the bill. Still, it’s what you have to do to enjoy an excellent meal. El Gastrojeta doesn’t think so. This notorious dine-and-dasher has inconvenienced and infuriated Spanish restaurateurs throughout the year. Identified as a 50-year-old Lithuanian Aidas J., El Gastrojeta devised a rather …