Florida Man never fails to disappoint us. This time, he has… Wait, this isn’t Florida Man. It’s Florida Manatee! And it’s one of the most famous ones. Hugh the Manatee, 38, was a visitor favorite at Mote Marine Laboratory and Aquarium in Sarasota. He was known, among other things, for predicting the winner of the …
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