California Police Cross 500 Miles to Take 9yo Girl’s Pet Goat to Slaughter, Lawsuit Claims

Mary had a little goat; its fleece was white as snow. And then the cops showed up with a search warrant and dragged the goat off to the slaughterhouse. We wish that was just a tasteless nursery rhyme parody we came up with. But exactly what a recent lawsuit claims happened to Cedar the Goat …

Cockroaches Evolve Their Disgusting Sex Habits in Response to Sweet, Sweet Pesticides

Cockroaches are revolting. You probably don’t want to even think about them — let alone the disgusting ways they have their vermin sex. Well, we’re sorry, but we’re going to have to talk about cockroaches and how they bang. And there’s a good reason for it. They’re developing literal new tastes in sex. And that …

Cocaine Cat: Wild Serval Found in Ohio With Cocaine in Its System

Cocaine Bear is currently making rounds in the theaters. It might not be critically acclaimed, but enough people thought it worth seeing that it’s made double what it cost. And although the movie takes some (ridiculously exaggerated) creative freedoms, it’s loosely based on a true story. So, the directors are currently probably looking for material …

Celebrate International Panda Day with These Panda Facts You Didn’t Know About

Today is the International Panda Day! It’s a day for raising awareness of the panda bear, the global symbol of endangered animals. Now, we have previously listed the panda among the most pathetic animals on the planet. And while we’re not taking that back, even we can’t deny that there’s something charming about black-and-white bears. …