- I come up with the best ideas in the shower!
Do you have odd shower thoughts? Maybe some of these are just like yours!
- Firefly is the opposite of waterfall.
- Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now.
- At one point in your life, you were exactly pi years old.
- Black Friday and Cyber Monday deals really put into perspective how much companies could sell items for. What do you think of this as one of the most true and rude odd shower thoughts?
- Captain Hook is actually trying to stop Peter Pan from kidnapping children.
- You’ve never actually seen a full movie because you’re always blinking.
- When we’re young, we sneak out of our houses to go to parties. When we’re old, we sneak out of parties to go home.
- You may have once made a decision that saved your life without knowing it.
- Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed.
- If money is at the root of all evil, then why do churches ask for it?
- If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn’t that also make him the worst spy? What do you think of this as one of the funniest of the odd shower thoughts?
- Once we have self-driving cars, wipers will no longer be essential because the car doesn’t need a clean windshield to drive. Only humans do.
- On any given day in a hospital, you can find people having the best day of their life, the worst day of their life, the first day of their life, and the last day of their life all under one roof.
- If we could hear our pets thoughts, would we be amazed or disappointed?
- Eight hours of drinking is binge drinking, eight hours of TV is binge-watching, and eight hours of sleep is barely enough.
- You see people every single day that you’ll never see
again. - Watching TV made me think that soufflés being ruined would be a more frequent problem.
- If life were a video game, I wonder what kind of stats I’d have. Is this one of your odd shower thoughts?
- Someone’s mom probably used you as a bad example for her kids.
- How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can’t remember what that thing was?
- You will never stand backward on a staircase.
- Teeth are the only problem where if you ignore them, they will go away.
- You’re the only one who remembers your embarrassing experiences so vividly because everyone’s got their own to remember.
- I owed blockbuster late fees. My game plan of waiting them out worked, though.
- I wonder what my dog named me.
- Does a straw have one hole or two?
- Security at every level of the airport is high until you get to baggage claim.
- If they mounted garbage trucks with cameras, you could update Google Maps street view every week.
- Why do we say ‘sleeping like a baby’ when babies often
wake up crying and restless? - A different version of you exists in the minds of everyone who knows you.
- We’re lucky blinking doesn’t make a noise.
- I correct autocorrect more than it corrects me.
- The word “fat” just looks like someone took a bite out of the word “eat.”
- Teenagers drive like they’re on borrowed time. Meanwhile, elderly people drive like they’ve got all the time in the world.
- If humans could fly, we’d probably consider it exercise and never do it.
- One day, you’ll be someone’s ancestor.
What do you think of these odd shower thoughts? Let me know in the comments!