- Or maybe you play music and belt out the toons in the shower?
Shower thoughts happen to everyone and some really come out creative. Have you ever had any of these shower thoughts?
Someone dreamt about me last night, but who?
Peer pressure as an adult is seeing your neighbor rake their leaves.
Can you daydream at during the nighttime?
Crabs probably think that fish can fly.
“Go to bed, you’ll feel better in the morning” is the human version of “Did you turn it off and turn it back on again?” You know, a reset.
Does a straw have one hole, or two? Well?
Millions of people are doing the exact same thing as you are right now. This is truly amazing and a thought far beyond shower thoughts.
At one point in your life, you were pi years old.
Nothing is on fire. Fire is on things.
How do our brains remember that we forgot something, but we can’t remember what that thing was? Really though.
Teenagers drive like they’re on borrowed time. Meanwhile, elderly people drive like they’ve got all the time in the world.
Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed because you chomped them before they went down the hatch.
Fire trucks are really water trucks. Have you ever had this shower thought?
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn’t that also make him the worst
spy? Because he’s famous but spies shouldn’t be.
Pregnant women are the only true bodybuilders. Now this is solid.
Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to find its replacement.
Muffins are like cupcakes as smoothies are like milkshakes. Not typical for shower thoughts but a good analogy nonetheless.
The sinking of Titanic must have been a miracle to the lobsters in the kitchen.
Even when a balloon is half inflated, it is completely full.
It won’t be long before people use ‘the ’20s, the ’30s, and the ’40s’ to describe the 2020s, the 2030s, and the 2040s. This is something a lot of us are thinking about.
In order to fall asleep, we have to pretend to be asleep. True though.
Someone’s mom probably used you as a bad example for her kids.
If Earth was flat, the edge would probably be a tourist attraction.
Only one sock goes missing because if both did, you wouldn’t notice. Would you though, what if they were fun or celebratory socks?
Your first birthday is technically your second birthday.
Math is the only place where someone would buy 60 watermelons and 40 cantaloupes, and no one asks any questions. Are math word problems your shower thoughts?
If James Bond is the most famous spy, wouldn’t that also make him the worst spy?
Pregnant women are the only true bodybuilders.
Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its own grave.
Muffins are to cupcakes as smoothies are to milkshakes.
While we sleep, our brains make up stories and then get scared of them.
Beans bags are just frameless sofas.
I correct autocorrect more than it corrects me. Because autocorrect always
picks duck.
I wonder how many slices of pizza I’ve eaten in my lifetime.
I wonder what my cat thinks my name is.
So, do you think of these shower thoughts? Do you want to see more?