15 Hilariously Menacing Church Signs

3/13/2013
by Grace Murano +
Funny Signs
106,637 views
Tags: funny church signs
     
(Source)


The wife of my former preacher posted a picture on Facebook that received a lot of attention. It was a church marquee sign from the Stonebridge Church of God in Ozark, Ala. The message?

“Honk if you love Jesus. Text while driving if you want to meet him.”

In North Carolina, of course, texting while driving is illegal, yet that doesn't seem to deter folks from doing it. The statute says that manually entering letters or text to communicate with another person or reading e-mail or a text message carries a $100 fine, plus court costs. (Source)


(Source)





(Source)





Church sign win. (Source)


(Source)


(Source)


(Source)


(Source)





(Source)


Roxboro St., Durham, NC (Source)




From the Web
You Might Also Like...
Comments
  Best this Month
134,266 views
  Best Ever
325,795 views
  Best Ever
577,894 views
NSFW / 18+
  Best Ever
908,646 views
  Best Ever
421,207 views
  Best Ever
327,619 views
ODDEE'S NEW WEBSITE
PROVIDED BY HUFF POST
Weird News
GET AWESOME SHIT BY E-MAIL
Subscribe to our newsletter:
This Week at Oddee
  Today
7,634 views
  Yesterday
28,445 views
  Saturday
38,361 views
  Friday
27,075 views
  Thursday
28,799 views
  Wednesday
48,319 views
From the Web