12 of the Worst Video Game Names Ever

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1
Tongue of the Fatman

Tongue of the Fatman
Nothing like getting a Tongue from a Fatman, which is precisely what this bizarre yet nauseating 1989 PC fighting game from Activision delivered. (Photo)


2
Wargasm

Wargasm
A game for PC created by Infogrames in 1998, Wargasm sounds like the kind of game Dick Cheney would like to play... or should we say, foreplay? (Photo)


3
Booby Kids

Booby Kids
If you think the name "Booby Kids" for this NES 1987 game sounds perv, you should have seen its previous name: "Dong Police 2099: Secret Scrotum Patrol". (Photo)


4
Divine Divinity

Divine Divinity
Divine Divinity's redundancy seems a little redundant as the title of this 2002 PC game by CDV. (Photo)


5
Beyond the Beyond

Beyond the Beyond
Playstation's 1999 game Beyond the Beyond is probably what happens when producers go beyond their dumbest ideas. (Photo)


6
Iggy's Reckin' Balls

Iggy's Reckin' Balls
The star for this misspelled 1998 N64 racing game, Iggy's Reckin' Balls, is of course Iggy. We're just glad he's not "wreckin" balls, because that sounds terribly painful. (Photo)


7
Tactics Ogre

Tactics Ogre
Created for Playstation by Atlus in 1997, Tactics Ogre is one of those games you'd like to have when hanging out --or should we say clinging out-- with your favorite Ogre. (Photo)


8
Panic Restaurant

Panic Restaurant
This 1992 NES game by Taito sounds as fun as a fly in my soup. (Photo)


9
Wild Woody

Wild Woody
Wild Woody, how's that for an upcoming porn movie? It's actually a 1995 Sega game. (Photo)


10
Um Jammer Lammy

Um Jammer Lammy
Just in case you were thinking about naming your next game Um Jammer Lammy, you should know Sony already took the obvious name for this 1999 Playstation game. (Photo)


11
Princess Tomato in Salad Kingdom

Princess Tomato in Salad Kingdom
Domo arigato, Princess Tomato. Now that's a slogan they could have used for 1990 NES game called Princess Tomato in Salad Kingdom. (Photo)


12
Ninja Hamster

Ninja Hamster
This 1984 Commodore 64 game tried to mix our love for hamsters with our love for ninjas. So,what could go wrong? EVERYTHING. (Photo)

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