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10 Funniest Wedding Fails

3/16/2010 under Misc - by Grace Murano - 372,511 views
TAGS: wedding fail

If you are going to get married and you want everything to be perfect, please follow these ten simple yet precious rules.

Rule number one: you probably shouldn't choose such a long stair, or such a long veil. (The comments say it's probably a guy, but it's funny anyways).



Rule number two: try not to choose a clumsy best man. (Best man trips, bride and priest fall into the pool).



Rule number three: during your wedding vows, try to keep your sexual thoughts to yourself. (Bride accidentally says "lust" instead of "love and trust" in her wedding vows!)



Rule number four: don't laugh your ass off during your husband's vows.



Rule number five: don't lose your fake teeth during the ceremony.



Rule number six: when you get out of the car, make sure all your dress is out too.



Rule number seven: make sure your veil is attached to your head.



Rule number eight: don't pass out during the ceremony.



Rule number nine: don't, absolutely don't, puke on the bride.



And finally… rule number ten: wait until the end of the ceremony to update your Facebook and Twitter status.






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