10 Coolest Absence Notes
6/18/2012 under Misc - by
Grace Murano
- TAGS: absent notes
Gannon Farley, from Middleboro, Massachusetts, was fed up with playing with Legos at his day care center and wanted to go home to play on his Wii instead. So the Henry B. Burkland Elementary School first-grader forged a handwritten note in fluorescent yellow marker, which said: ‘Dery [dear] Mrs. Trotty [Trottier]. Gannon is not going to the prgrogm [program].'
His teacher was suspicious and sent Gannon to see the school secretary for approval. The secretary tried to call an old telephone number the school had listed for Gannon's mother, Amie Nay, but could not get through. After leaving a voice message, the school sent the six-year-old home. He rode the bus by himself to an empty house. Nay had no idea Gannon had been sent home until she received a call from the school coordinator saying her son had not turned up to his after-school program.
Even though first-grader Gianna missed class today to see Michelle Obama speak in Philadelphia, she made sure to get an absence note from the First Lady.
From a TMI department:
7-6-2011
To whom it may concern;
-------- name did not attend school 7-5-2011 due to Crapping. If you have any questions please feel free to call me @ --------- phone number.
Thank You
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