12 Hilariously Inappropriate Kids Products

3/7/2012
by Grace Murano +
Misc
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Tags: inappropriate kids, kids products
     
Pop-up book.


Inflatable Wolverine. Who wants to blow up this toy?


Illustrated child's book. (Source)


I wonder who would ever give a little girl a doll of a deceased anti-Semitic genocidal maniac. (Source)


These gummi lighthouse candies are highly inappropriate. (Source)


Who's worse? The inventor of this costume or the parents who buy it?


Inappropriate Spiderman. Squeeze him and you'll see what happens. (Source)


Pole dance doll. The keywords on the box read "Interesting," "Flash," and "Up and Down," which sound like they were written by the happiest pedophile in playland. (Source)


Lickable ice-cream ad.

NOTE: Thanks to our reader Chip for letting us know that this ad is a hoax:

"You may feel that you need to scrub your eyeballs after seeing this supposed ad for Breyers ice cream, so if you click on the link don't say I didn't warn you. (The ad is disturbing for what it suggests, not for what it actually shows.) However, the ad definitely isn't real, which is obvious if you read the text on the right-hand side of it. I don't know who created it, but it wasn't Breyers. Unfortunately the image is now circulating around the internet in a reduced size that makes the text hard to read, leading some people to think that it might actually be a real ad." (Source)


Miley Cyrus isn't exactly the best role model, especially with these candies.


From a customer's review:


"When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children. ".

Yes, you give it to young people. Who put it between their legs. While it vibrates.
(Buy it Here)


Introducing the Oozinator, a plastic alien-movie-inspired pump action ooze chucker. You load up the cartridge of white sticky goo, pump the handle excitedly several times in a back-and-forth motion to fire splurts of white creamy fluid all over your unsuspecting friends.

Don't forget to watch the video to get the full picture:

**WARNING: loud and NSFW music **



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