10 Totally Rude Christmas Items
The holidays are such a beautiful time of year... unless you decide to take the low road! All of the following ten items are sure to make people do a double-take, but what they lack in class they make up with humor!
Apparently all those milk and cookies left Santa feeling a little gassy.
Looks normal on the outside, but is slightly dirty on the inside. Just like us!
R-rated reindeer demonstrate how new reindeer are made!
Perfect for your mother-in-law's gift!
For those with impressive North Poles?
It's funny because it's true!
A Christmas buck? More like a Christmas stud!
When a guy's gotta go, a guy's gotta go!
It may be true... but it's not nice!
2Raunchy Wrapping Paper
4Merry F*cking Christmas Wrapping Paper
5Big Cane Stocking
6Brutally-honest Christmas card
7STD Santa Pillow
8Christmas Buck Figurine
10"Ugly People" Ornament
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