10 Totally Rude Christmas Items

12/25/2011
by Beverly Jenkins +
Cool Gift Ideas
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The holidays are such a beautiful time of year... unless you decide to take the low road! All of the following ten items are sure to make people do a double-take, but what they lack in class they make up with humor!

1
Farting Santa

Farting Santa
Apparently all those milk and cookies left Santa feeling a little gassy. (Photo)


2
Raunchy Wrapping Paper

Raunchy Wrapping Paper
Looks normal on the outside, but is slightly dirty on the inside. Just like us! (Photo)


3
Humping Reindeer

Humping Reindeer
R-rated reindeer demonstrate how new reindeer are made!


4
Merry F*cking Christmas Wrapping Paper

Merry F*cking Christmas Wrapping Paper
Perfect for your mother-in-law's gift! (Photo)


5
Big Cane Stocking

Big Cane Stocking
For those with impressive North Poles? (Photo)


6
Brutally-honest Christmas card

Brutally-honest Christmas card
It's funny because it's true! (Photo)


7
STD Santa Pillow

STD Santa Pillow
Bad Santa! (Photo)


8
Christmas Buck Figurine

Christmas Buck Figurine
A Christmas buck? More like a Christmas stud! (Photo)


9
Peeing Santa

Peeing Santa
When a guy's gotta go, a guy's gotta go! (Photo)


10
"Ugly People" Ornament

'Ugly People' Ornament
It may be true... but it's not nice! (Photo)

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