10 Totally Rude Christmas Items

12/25/2011 under Cool Gift Ideas - by Beverly Jenkins - 114,280 views

The holidays are such a beautiful time of year... unless you decide to take the low road! All of the following ten items are sure to make people do a double-take, but what they lack in class they make up with humor!

Farting Santa

Apparently all those milk and cookies left Santa feeling a little gassy. (Photo)

Raunchy Wrapping Paper

Looks normal on the outside, but is slightly dirty on the inside. Just like us! (Photo)

Humping Reindeer

R-rated reindeer demonstrate how new reindeer are made!

Merry F*cking Christmas Wrapping Paper

Perfect for your mother-in-law's gift! (Photo)

Big Cane Stocking

For those with impressive North Poles? (Photo)

Brutally-honest Christmas card

It's funny because it's true! (Photo)

STD Santa Pillow

Bad Santa! (Photo)

Christmas Buck Figurine

A Christmas buck? More like a Christmas stud! (Photo)

Peeing Santa

When a guy's gotta go, a guy's gotta go! (Photo)

"Ugly People" Ornament

It may be true... but it's not nice! (Photo)

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