12 Horrible Christmas Gifts To Help Say, “I Hate You”

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1
The Gift of Nothing

The Gift of Nothing
Perhaps the ultimate “screw you” present of all is the gift of nothing. Which says, “I hate you enough to spend money on NOT buying you a present.” (Buy it Here)


2
The Worst Gift Ever

The Worst Gift Ever
If you feel like you have to give them something, but want to make sure it's something they absolutely won't enjoy, Perpetual Kid's Worst Gift Ever certainly lives up to its name with a pair of tube socks and underwear packaged in the wonderfully hideous Worst Gift Ever box. It makes an even better terrible gift when given to a woman you despise. (Buy it Here)


3
The Belly Button Brush

The Belly Button Brush
Do you know someone who always has food in his (let's face it, it's almost always a guy) belly button? Well, the belly button brush is the gift for the man who has everything, except a clean navel. Support good hygiene with this great gift that says, “You are a disgusting pig, but I still care about you.” (Source)


4
Recycled Holiday Sweater Skirt

Recycled Holiday Sweater Skirt
What's uglier than an ugly Christmas sweater? Why, a hideous skirt made from multiple ugly Christmas sweaters of course! It's a perfect gift for your aunt who still thinks you need sweaters covered in dancing snowmen. (Buy it Here)


5
Coal Gum

Coal Gum
No one wants to get coal in their stockings, even if it's actually delicious black bubble gum. Let your loved ones know just how naughty you think they've been with these great coal gum balls. Now if only they were actually coal flavored... (Buy it Here)


6
Chum Bucket Mints

Chum Bucket Mints
Speaking of bad hygiene, is there any better way to tell someone they have terrible breath than to let them know that the smell of assorted fish parts would still be an improvement? (Buy it Here)


7
Bacon Lube

Bacon Lube
Here's a way to tell someone they're an absolute pig in bed while still encouraging them to keep at it. While Bacon Lube might be one of the most disgusting products ever created, it still has enough fans to be sold in a six-pack, so don't be surprised if your recipient is actually thrilled with their new gift. (Source)


8
Civet Crap Choice Coffee

Civet Crap Choice Coffee
Think someone's full of crap? Well, let them know they are what they drink with some delicious civet crap coffee made from choice coffee beans that have been pulled from a civet cat's excrement. (Buy it Here)


9
Tube Wringer

Tube Wringer
Ideal for the cheapest person in your life, the Tube Wringer is the only way to ensure someone gets every molecule of toothpaste out of the tube. Strangely, this perfect gift for tight asses is surprisingly pricey at $22. (Buy it Here)


10
Bonsai Kitty Plush

Bonsai Kitty Plush
You probably already know it's a bad idea to give someone a pet for Christmas, but the Bonsai Kitty Plush is unique in that it provides the opportunity to say, “I know you love to torture animals, so here's one that won't result in animal control breaking down your door.” (Buy it Here)


11
Le Whif Breathable Chocolate

Le Whif Breathable Chocolate
Chocolate may be delicious, but it is also packed with calories. If you want to tell someone they need to stop sucking down the sweets, an inhalable chocolate alternative just might do the trick. (Buy it Here)


12
Care4Less

Care4Less
Seinfeld fans almost certainly remember the episode where George made up his own charity so he wouldn't actually have to buy anyone in the office a gift. For those who aren't clever enough to come up with their own charities, like George, though, Care4less.org is there for you. Just select one of the group's six fake charities, enter your name and email, your friend's name and email and the imaginary amount you want to send. Your buddy will then receive an email notifying them of the donation you made in their name, along with a link to the website for the “charity” you selected. (Source)

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