10 Funniest Texts From Last Night

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So you've had a few adult beverages and you get the urge to text someone with your alcohol-soaked observations, or it's the next day and you're remembering what a crazy night it was! Either way, these texts are hilariously embarrassing!

All of these texts are courtesy of Texts From Last Night.

1
Bad cop!

Bad cop!
(267):

After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest. (Photo)


2
I am invisible

I am invisible
(727):

I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there? (Photo)


3
Mind Freak!

Mind Freak!
(812):

I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos. (Photo)


4
Capes are making a comeback

Capes are making a comeback
(724):

also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am. (Photo)


5
Or are you just glad to see us?

Or are you just glad to see us?
(720):

o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket (Photo)


6
Dear Robin, lol

Dear Robin, lol
(124):

Last night, my friend changed all my contacts in my phone. I have been texted by Batman, Donatello, and Hermione Granger. I have no idea who they are, and it doesn't upset me at all. (Photo)


7
What friends are for

What friends are for
(505):

Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse. (Photo)


8
Wicked drunk

Wicked drunk
(419):

just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked (Photo)


9
This scale goes all the way to "crazy"

This scale goes all the way to 'crazy'
(319):

On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you? (Photo)


10
Drugs are bad

Drugs are bad
(406):

my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute (Photo)

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