1The man who used an armless mannequin to cheat the carpool lane
The passenger in the man's vehicle was an armless female mannequin in a hoodie, who the driver had admitted to using for a while. He was, of course, issued a citation for a carpool lane violation. "Nice try," the ever sardonic Brea PD later tweeted. (Source)
2The driver who was busted with a skeleton in the passenger seat
Stime made no "bones" about who his passenger was, and later admitted he was just frustrated by his daily commute and decided to take action: "It's a heck of a commute, and since it was so bad, I started thinking, 'Blow up doll? Mannequin?'" He then remembered a plastic skeleton he had at home. He threw a hoodie on it and went for broke.
Stime said he used his long dead pal for some time before he was pulled over. The driver was handed a $454 ticket for speeding, unsafe lane change and driving solo in the HOV lane. (Source)
3The woman who dressed her passenger's seat as a passenger
Breen-Warren was traveling in the left lane of the westbound Expressway near Exit 51 in Dix Hills when an officer pulled her over and spotted the passenger seat covered with clothing, a messenger bag and topped with a Bronx Zoo baseball hat. (Source)
4The man whose "zombie baby" passenger fooled no one
The motorist had the doll in the passenger seat of his vehicle wearing its seatbelt (he gets a point for safety, I suppose) complete with a beanie, pajamas, and a face that only a diabolical killer could love. He was cited $136 for driving in the HOV lane.
Police gave the driver a break for not having the doll in a car seat. "At least he's in the [Halloween] spirit," Trooper Guy Gill tweeted. (Source)
5The driver who was pulled over with not one, but TWO, dummy passengers
A driver was stopped on the Gardiner Expressway in Toronto in 2015 after an officer noticed that the passengers in his Dodge pickup truck "did not appear to be life-like." According to a statement from the Toronto Police Service (who have a wicked sense of humor, apparently), "the driver was subsequently charged with the appropriate HOV offense. On a positive, note, everyone in the vehicle was wearing a seatbelt." The photo was also shared on the department's Twitter account with the caption, "Are you hangin' with dummies?" It was favorited over 500 times and retweeted over 300 times in less than 24 hours. (Source)
6The man trying to be on time for his new job who was busted with a wooden dummy in the carpool lane
Campbell was issued two tickets after police found him driving in the high-occupancy-vehicle lane of the Long Island Expressway with the crude wooden dummy, pictured above. He told the officer he was just trying to get to a new job on time. A genius plan — until it wasn't. (Source)
7The driver who was pulled over with "The Most Interesting Man In The World"
When asked about his beer-swilling passenger, the driver responded, "He's my best friend.” The Most Interesting Man was not confiscated, but the driver was told not to use him again.
Washington State Patrol later tweeted about the incident: “I don't always violate the HOV lane law … but when I do, I get a $124 ticket.” (Source)
8The woman whose giant teddy bear gave her away in the carpool lane
Trooper Mark Francis told news outlets, "She said she didn't have any room in the back of her minivan for the bear." He also later tweeted that the woman was also driving without insurance.
For her many infractions, including that of her stuffed, cuddly passenger, she was fined a whopping $818. Ouch! (Source)