9 Unbelievable Drunk Driving Stories
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1The man who got arrested for drunk driving on a motorized beer cooler
2The teenager who was arrested for drunk driving, called his mom who also got arrested for drunk driving who called her husband who guess what? Was arrested for drunk driving
But it wasn't over there. The woman then rang her partner to come and pick them both up. He was stopped and arrested on North St at about 3am, when he blew 559mcg.
3The drunk driver who called the police on herself
She began the call with the 911 dispatcher by saying 'Somebody's really drunk driving down Granton Road.' After establishing in which direction the drunk driver was going, the dispatcher asked: 'You behind them?' 'No, I am them,' Strey replied, with commendable honesty.
Police arrived to find Strey slurring her words, swaying from side to side and unable to perform their sobriety tests. Tests later showed she had a blood-alcohol level double the legal limit.
4The man dressed as breathalyzer who was arrested for drunk-driving
When confronted, Miller stuffed chewing gum into his mouth, and insisted he hadn't been drinking. Unfortunately, for the fake breathalyzer, a real blood alcohol test showed he had a level of .158, almost twice the legal limit. He was also found to have multiple IDs on him.
Miller was charged with underage drinking, driving under the influence of alcohol and a one-way street violation. He was released to his girlfriend - but not before featuring in an attractive breathalyzer-costume mugshot that will surely guarantee him lasting internet fame.
5The employees who had to push drunk boss's car home
Drink-driving was this year listed as a hazardous crime in China and offenders face up to six months in jail and a heavy fine. Zhang did not want to leave his car downtown and it was too late to call out a substitute driver - so vice president Huang Weiyun suggested they all push him home. Huang pointed out that it was only three miles away and that the exercise would do them all good - so all ten quickly agreed and set off with Zhang at the wheel. Passers-by were stunned to see the group, laughing and singing, as they pushed their boss's VW car home through the city streets during the 45 minute journey. Traffic officers said that as long as the car's engine was not running, it would not be classed as drink-driving under Chinese law.
6The drunk driver who drank more beer while waiting to be rescued
When police asked how much he had drunk, the jobless baker said: ‘Plenty.' He was banned from driving for 10 months and fined a total of $1100 on the charges of driving with excess breath alcohol and careless driving, which he admitted.
7The man who turned up drunk for driving test
He came to sit the exam again but said he was too nervous and needed "something to boost his confidence". The exam organizers noticed him having difficulties walking and decided to give him the alcohol test. He was asked to leave the exam room immediately. He was tested with the breathalyzer and it turned out he had 1.11 mg/l alcohol in the exhaled air. The 42-year-old man was told he will be allowed to sit the test again only if he is sober.
8The couple who made their 13-year-old son drive because they were too drunk to drive themselves
The boy, who had never driven before, received no help from the couple in the back because they were too busy making out. The child became scared and frustrated when he realized he was driving the wrong way. Police responded to a stopped vehicle call and when they arrived they found the Land Rover stopped in the middle of Sir Francis Drake Boulevard. The boy apparently had stopped the car and refused to drive any further.
9The man who lost his license after driving drunk in Barbie toy car
Mr Hutton, who has four children, admitted being a 'complete twit'.
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