15 Coolest Personal Names

9/24/2010
by Grace Murano +
Funny Names
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Tags: personal names, name fail
     
From Batman, the "son of Superman", to Dick Chop, meet some of the craziest personal names.

Say good bye to Todd Corbett and hello to HEY-WOULD-YOU-BLOW-ME. (Source)


A long time ago, in a yearbook far far away … there was a little boy by the name of Knight whose parents must've been really big Star Wars fans. So big that they named their boy… Jed I. Knight. (Source)


The coolest and most modern name ever found. (Source)


In high school, he was known as Shammgod Wells. However, upon attending Providence College, he was forced to either legally change his name to Shammgod Wells, or to use his legal name of God Shammgod. Because he did not have the $600 required to legally change his name, he was known as God Shammgod from that point onward. Name Fail! (Source)


Beware Asian thieves and crooks: Batman, son of Superman, lives in Singapore and is ready to kick your butt anytime. Ok, being named after both superheroes could be a little too much, but hey, Asian streets are tougher. (Source)


A New Zealand judge ordered a name change for this embarrassed nine-year-old girl called 'Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii.' The girl was so mortified that she had not revealed the name given by her parents to friends, who simply knew her as K. (Source)


The former Jennifer Thornburg - whose driver's license now reads Dissection.com, Cutout - wanted to do something to protest against animal dissections in schools. The 19-year-old's new name is the web address for an anti-dissection page of the site "People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals," where she is an intern. (Source)


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Jennifer 8. Lee, journalist, was not given a middle name at birth, but instead she chose "8." as a teenager. For many Chinese, the number eight symbolizes prosperity and good luck. (Source)


The Peruvian 007 agent.


Who would ever go to a dentist called Just-in-Pain? (Source)


What's wrong with all these taxi driver's names?


Dr. Dick Chopp - specialized in vasectomies. (Source)


A teenager - formerly George Garratt - claimed to have the longest name in the world after changing his name to Captain Fantastic Faster Than Superman Spiderman Batman Wolverine Hulk And The Flash Combined. (Source)




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