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12 Most Funny Tweets Ever

9/12/2010 under Fun Tech - 472,919 views
TAGS: funny tweets, fun tweets

Beauty is in the eye of the retweeter. These twelve are fun tweets because they are true: meet some of the most clever, funny tweets we've ever seen.

"My parents didn't retweet me enough". (Link)



"To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click 'I agree'." (Link)



"May the 4th be with you!" (Link)



"Can we go back to using Facebook for what it was originally for - looking up exes to see how fat they got?" (Link)



"Disappointed to discover that @cause is not followed by @effect. C'est la vie...?" (Link)



"You have to be concise on Twitter. Like a circumcision, everything extra gets cut off whether you like it or not." (Link | Via)



"The main idea of 'Inception': if you run a VM inside a VM inside a VM inside a VM, everything will be very slow". (Link)



"In fairness, we've been building 'ground zeros' near Iraqi mosques since March 2003." (Link)



"At a cemetery, looking for my name on tombstones. This is the Goth version of Googling yourself." (Link)



"My personality test results came back. They're negative." (Link)



"My mechanic just told me I could pick my car up at 5 p.m. and that they 'might be having a few beers there after work'. OMG is this a date?!" (Link)



"The 'J' on the neighbors' light-up 'JOY' decoration just burnt out. A multifaith family, perhaps?" (Link)









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