10 Craziest Products Inspired by Bacon

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Bacon... is there anything it can't do? Ten crazy bacon-inspired products you can actually buy.

1
Bacon Bandages

Heal your wounds with bacon! Wait... with bacon? The makers of the Bacon Bandages ($3.50) maybe be weird but, they are onto something. Each tin of Bacon Bandages comes with 15 sterile adhesive strips cut into the bacon shape and a free toy.


2
Bacon Watch

Wow your friends and tell the time with this awesome Bacon Watch ($24.99). Proudly display your love of bacon by strapping this handsome watch on your wrist!


3
Bacon Wallet

Put some meat into your pockets with this intriguing Bacon Wallet ($8.22). Now you can truly be the man who "brings home the bacon."


4
Bacon-flavored Dental Floss

Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! With the Bacon-flavored Dental Floss ($1.95) you can improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon. Is there anything bacon can't improve?


5
Bacon-flavored Mints

Each one of these Bacon-flavored Mints ($0.95) tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavor to give it that extra punch! It may sound weird but once you taste it, youll see that mint and bacon is a match made in... well, China.


6
Bacon-flavored Toothpicks

Got little bits of bacon stuck between your teeth after eating your favorite bacon meal? Reach for these Bacon-flavored Toothpicks ($2.99) to clean your teeth! After all, it's only right to clean bacon with bacon.


7
Bacon Gumballs

With these Bacon Gumballs ($3.49), now you can enjoy bacon practically anywhere! Offer them to your friends, and watch their face light up in amazement as you spread the bacon gospel.


8
Bacon Jelly Beans

We admit that one can't live on bacon gumballs alone, so here's an alternative: Bacon Jelly Beans ($1.99)! It may not be quite as tasty as real bacon, but we're pretty sure it's better for your arteries...


9
Bacon Air Freshener

This unlikely Bacon Air Freshener ($2.74) is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore’s day.


10
Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu Action Figures

Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu ($11.81) are fired up and ready to rumble, but only one can remain at the top of the food chain! Mr. Bacon stands 5-5/8" (14.3 cm) tall and fights for everything salty, greasy and meaty. Monsieur Tofu is 3-3/8" (8.3 cm) tall and represents all things made of coagulated soy milk. The winner gets eaten for dinner!


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