Published on 5/21/2009
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Bacon... is there anything it can't do? Ten crazy bacon-inspired products you can actually buy.
Bacon Bandages
Heal your wounds with bacon! Wait... with bacon? The makers of the
Bacon Bandages ($3.50)
maybe be weird but, they are onto something. Each tin of Bacon Bandages comes with 15 sterile adhesive strips cut into the bacon shape and a free toy.
Bacon Watch
Wow your friends and tell the time with this awesome
Bacon Watch ($24.99).
Proudly display your love of bacon by strapping this handsome watch on your wrist!
Bacon Wallet
Put some meat into your pockets with this intriguing
Bacon Wallet ($8.22).
Now you can truly be the man who "brings home the bacon."
Bacon-flavored Dental Floss
Dentists recommend flossing and we recommend bacon! With the
Bacon-flavored Dental Floss ($1.95)
you can improve your dental hygiene while enjoying the amazing flavor of crispy fried bacon. Is there anything bacon can't improve?
Bacon-flavored Mints
Each one of these
Bacon-flavored Mints ($0.95)
tastes like a delicious slice of crispy bacon with just a hint of mint flavor to give it that extra punch! It may sound weird but once you taste it, youll see that mint and bacon is a match made in... well, China.
Bacon-flavored Toothpicks
Got little bits of bacon stuck between your teeth after eating your favorite bacon meal? Reach for these
Bacon-flavored Toothpicks ($2.99)
to clean your teeth! After all, it's only right to clean bacon with bacon.
Bacon Gumballs
With these
Bacon Gumballs ($3.49),
now you can enjoy bacon practically anywhere! Offer them to your friends, and watch their face light up in amazement as you spread the bacon gospel.
Bacon Jelly Beans
We admit that one can't live on bacon gumballs alone, so here's an alternative:
Bacon Jelly Beans ($1.99)!
It may not be quite as tasty as real bacon, but we're pretty sure it's better for your arteries...
Bacon Air Freshener
This unlikely
Bacon Air Freshener ($2.74)
is the perfect way to brighten any carnivore’s day.
Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu Action Figures
Mr. Bacon and Monsieur Tofu ($11.81)
are fired up and ready to rumble, but only one can remain at the top of the food chain! Mr. Bacon stands 5-5/8" (14.3 cm) tall and fights for everything salty, greasy and meaty. Monsieur Tofu is 3-3/8" (8.3 cm) tall and represents all things made of coagulated soy milk. The winner gets eaten for dinner!
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Bacon Bandages
Bacon Watch
Bacon Wallet
Bacon-flavored Dental Floss 
Bacon-flavored Mints
Bacon-flavored Toothpicks
Bacon Gumballs
Bacon Jelly Beans
Bacon Air Freshener
Mr. Bacon vs. Monsieur Tofu Action Figures
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