- Are you one of the 33ish percent of people that love spring season the most?
Have you heard these jokes about the spring before? The one that uses the four different months “May” be the best one.
- What goes up when the rain comes down? Umbrellas!
- When do monkeys fall from the sky? During Ape-ril showers!
- Why did the spring breakers miss their flight? They had no spring in their step.
- What do you call a bowl of cereal in the month of April? Spring break-fast!
- Why couldn’t the clock tell time? It needed a hand. This seems to be the least spring-y jokes about the spring.
- When I say I’ve cleaned my room, that doesn’t include the pile of clothes that have found a home on my chair.
- What do bees wear in the rain? Their yellow jackets.
- How can you tell spring flowers are friendly? They always have new buds.
- My beautiful bouquet of blooms died, but then they came back to life. It must have been reincarnation.
- My house was clean before we sprang forward. Guess you’ll have to come back when we fall back.
- You never know what you have until you clean out your closet.
- What do you call a flower that glows in the dark? A lightbulb.
- What kind of garden does a baker have? A “flour” garden.
- Did you hear the one about the messy bed? Yeah, I made it up.
- What did the bean say to the sprout? “Grow up!”
- Can February March? No, but April May! Isn’t this one of the best of the jokes about the spring?
- What do you call a little girl with a frog on her head? Lily!
- What kind of bow looks best when it’s wet? A rainbow.
- Why did the farmer bury all his money? To make his soil rich.
- Why are all the birds flying to Florida? For spring beak.
- Why didn’t spring breakers go to the forest? The trees said leave me alone.
- What do you wear to tidy up the house? A ti(e)-dy(e) shirt!
- How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.
- What can you find in the middle of April and March, but not at the beginning or end of either? The letter R!
- What is a king’s favorite kind of weather? Reign-y!
- What is spring’s superpower? Flower power!
- Who said time travel was impossible? Every spring, I go ahead an hour.
- How did the cake get wet? It got sprinkled.
- What did the dirt say to the rain? If you keep this up, my name will be mud!
- This spring, my mom opened a flower and gift shop. Business is blooming.
- When’s the best time to give your Slinky a good scrub? During spring cleaning. Is this the funniest of the jokes about the spring?
- What time is it? Time to spring for some laughs!
- I’m not a fan of spring cleaning. Let’s be honest, I’m not into summer, fall, or winter cleaning either.
- Where do cows go for spring break? Moo Jersey.
- Why did the bee’s hair smell sweet? Because it used a honeycomb.
- How can you make the sky prettier? With a rainbow.
- What did the clock say when the woman set it forward an hour? It’s about time!
- What did the bee say to the flower to make it blush? “Hello, honey.” This has to be the sweetest jokes about the spring on this list.
- I worked on unclogging the tub for nearly an hour. Now I feel so drained.
- What is the best flower a son can give his parents? A son-flower.
- What falls, but never needs a bandage? The rain.
- What did the mother broom say to the baby broom? “It’s time to sweep!”
- If spring is all about cleaning, what season is dedicated to making a mess?
- Why is spring the best time to go to a bakery? It never runs out of “flour!”
- What is a flower’s favorite kind of pickle? A daffo-dill.
- Why did the bird wear a mask to the bank? It was a rob-in.
- What type of a bow can’t be tied or untied? A rainbow.
- What animal runs the fastest during spring storms? Cheetahs, because they move at lightning speeds.
Which of these jokes about the spring were your favorite? Let me know what you thought in the comments!