1She's Being Honest
I wouldn't want to be her son.
2You Sure Are, Ralphie. You Sure Are
So adorable and so inept.
3It Was Just Hyperbole
If we start taking everything everyone says literally, we're all in trouble.
4Batslap Your Prayers
To be fair, Batman does avoid the use of guns.
5Mean Girls Being Nice?
I wonder how Lindsay Lohan actually feels about the issue.
6Distracted Paul Ryan
Paul Ryan hasn't yet commented about the March.
7Well, if Oprah Says It
Is this part of the Oprah 2020 campaign?
8Grandma Just Got Real
You know it's serious when old ladies start making dick jokes.
9Boldly Going Where No Protest Sign Has Gone Before
To be fair, I think most teachers on Star Trek at least know how to use a phaser,
10These Two Sides Aren't Equal
No one wants to go to the Chum Bucket.
11I Don't Want to See Her Report Card
The debate obviously isn't limited to the smart kids.
12It's Certainly Not a New Problem
Guns and theaters don't mix
13Well, Those Fix Everything
Apparently there were a lot of Sponge Bob memes there.