Oh, let's ignore ALL the other kids around that can read.
You know what they say: the family that wears matching T-shirts depicting a three-person-long ejaculating penis emoticon together stays together. Of course by "they" I mean "this questionable mother and father." The Department of Child Protective Services says pretty much the opposite.
Pro anorexia onesies. These parents are awesome.
Proud dad, embarassed baby.
"My Daddy is a GEEK! But I'm living Proof He Scored at least Once."
This was made by a couple of lesbian mothers-to-be.