If advertisers were honest, they'd create ads like these that say exactly what we all know is true!
Many thanks to the hilarious Slacktory for the use of their images in this post.
See also: Liquid Crack.
We're not willing to test this theory....
Vitamin V is a healthy part of every diet, right? Guys? Right?
Well, chicks do dig musicians....
Don't make her angry during that time of the month. You wouldn't like her when she's angry.
Make mine a double.
Om nom nom nom
Beats a Ziplock baggie, but just barely.
Oops, too late! It's soggy now.