12 of the Most Bizarre Tights

Fashion these days just keeps getting weirder and weirder. But that's not to say we're not a fan. How do you feel about these skeleton leggings?

Bulbous veins tend to plague women all over the world who would do just about anything to get rid of them. But for those who think that veins make a unique fashion accessory, there are veiny tights that can give the desired effect. Perfect with miniskirts and short shorts so all you vein lovers can show off your bulging red and blue veins.

Nude tights… how about these for bike tights? FYI, these are stretchy pants. Look at the person's ankles and arms.

Up until now I had never seen men's tights, but they exist and people buy them. Maybe someday every man will wear them. But me and my band of merry men aren't ready for it yet. Are you?

They come, as a lot of the strangest items of clothing do, from Japan. They can be yours for a mere 2,000 Yen (i.e. $25) if you can figure out how to navigate this Japanese website. I'm pretty sure there's an entire Japanese subculture devoted to them. They're perfect for playing like you're a terrifying doll come to life, or maybe some sort of C3PO-ish android.

These Etsy, Inc. Twitter Tights are fairly self-explanatory but they probably won't help your Twitter following unless your Twitter name is sewn onto the other leg.

Some people spend a lot of time on their knees. We don't know why. We don't really WANT to know why. Having seen these super-special Marios knee-pad leggings though, we're forced to conclude that they do it because they like to clean the floors with their clothes. And they need fishnet leggings with shag-pile kneepads to do it. Obviously.

Walmart tights.

Fish scale, for those who have always dreamed of being a mermaid.

You always wanted a tattoo but didn't love the idea that it stays forever......
These amazing tights will be perfect for you; they create the feeling that you have a tattoo on your leg, and let's be honest - an awesome one.

Gal Stern two-tone printed tights. One leg is black opaque, the other leg is black print on flesh-coloured mesh.

Fashion gets creepy sometimes. Ladybug tights.