13 of The Worst Names for a Hotel

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Worst name for a hotel ever.

How are you going to argue against that?

You can't get more hospitable than that. It's a hotel where, according to the name, you would want to come back again and again. Step Back Inn is located in historic downtown rural Aztec, New Mexico and built in a Victorian style, decorated American antique replicas.

I certainly don't wanna be there.

Was that supposed to be beach? It doesn't seem like a very pleasant hotel to stay at!

You'd think that the owners of this hotel in Malta would have thought to check the name to make sure that it doesn't give people the wrong impression. Then again, where is the fun in that?

Note: our reader Alex P. from Malta wrote to us to tell this is actually a restaurant.