Yet Another 12 Insanely Titled Books

Castration: The Advantages and the Disadvantages
“The book contains considerable data to substantiate each of the aspects of the castration results. The simple 15-minute surgery gives a whopping thirteen and a half years of average life expectancy increase, cures prostate cancer and improves the body’s immune system functioning.”

Excrement in the Late Middle Ages: Sacred Filth and Chaucer’s Fecopoetics
“This interdisciplinary book integrates the historical practices regarding material excrement and its symbolic representation (…) Filth in all its manifestations—material (including privies, dung on fields, and as alchemical ingredient), symbolic (sin, misogynist slander, and theological wrestling with the problem of filth in sacred contexts) and (…), it helps us to see how excrement is vital to understanding the Middle Ages.”

Cooking With Pooh
“This perfect combination of a book and activity in a reusable box offers simple, step-by-step directions for making cookies on sticks, pizzas and sandwiches, edible holiday ornaments, and more. Includes a set of four character-shaped cookie cutters.”

Anybody Can Be Cool– But Awesome Takes Practice
“Thirteen weeks of challenging and inspiring readings encourage young people to apply the power of their faith and value in Christ to the issues facing them at school, at work, with friends and family.”

How to Talk About Books You Haven’t Read
“A French literature professor on how to solve a classic problem: so many books, so little time.”

Are Women Human?: And Other International Dialogues
“More than half a century after the Universal Declaration of Human Rights defined what a human being is and is entitled to, Catharine MacKinnon asks: Are women human yet?”

Foreskin’s Lament: A Memoir
“Auslander, a magazine writer, describes his Orthodox Jewish upbringing as theological abuse in this sardonic, twitchy memoir that waits for the other shoe to drop from on high.”

The 2009-2014 World Outlook for 60-Milligram Containers of Fromage Frais
“This econometric study covers the world outlook for 60-milligram containers of fromage frais across more than 200 countries. For each year reported, estimates are given for the latent demand, or potential industry earnings (P.I.E.), for the country in question (in millions of U.S. dollars), the percent share the country is of the region and of the globe.”

Curbside Consultation of the Colon
“Are you looking for concise, practical answers to questions that are often left unanswered by traditional medical searches? (…) Curbside Consultation of the Colon: 49 Clinical Questions provides quick and direct answers to the thorny questions commonly posed during a ‘curbside consultation’ between colleagues. “

Don’t Tell Mom I Work on the Rigs: She Thinks I’m a Piano Player in a Whorehouse
“Carter has been shot at, hijacked and held hostage, almost died of dysentery in Asia and toothache in Russia, watched a Texan lose his mind in the jungles of Asia, lost a lot of money backing a scorpion against a mouse in a fight to the death, and served cocktails by an orangutan on an ocean freighter. Carter has worked and gotten into trouble with some of the maddest, baddest and strangest people you could ever hope not to meet.”

Who Cares About Elderly People?
“The Who Cares series helps us to learn about ourselves, our world and our responsibilities, and fosters caring, sharing and loving instincts.”

Games You Can Play With Your Pussy
Including chapters such as “How To Eat With Your Pussy”, “Nursing a Sick Pussy” and of course “Exercising Your Pussy”