Another 10 Insanely Titled Books

What’s Your Poo Telling You?
“All the greatest hits are here: The Log Jam, The Glass Shard, The Deja Poo, The Hanging Chad… the list goes on. A floater? It’s probably due to a buildup of gas. Now think back on last night’s dinner, a burrito perhaps? Yep, also here.”

Cunt Coloring Book
“This book contains about 25 drawings of flower-like genitalia. Each drawing is beutiful and unique – just in the same way that every woman is beautiful in a different way.”

Fuckin’ Concrete Contemporary Abstract Algebra Introduction
“Reading Fuckin’ Abstract Algebra is a small adventure that one undertakes before doing something profoundly conventional. Probably this is the most fucked academic book, but definitely it is the best one to have fun and to learn from.”

How to Good-bye Depression: If You Constrict Anus 100 Times Everyday. Malarkey? or Effective Way?
“I think constricting anus 100 times and denting navel 100 times in succession everyday is effective to good-bye depression and take back youth. You can do so at a boring meeting or in a subway. I have known 70-year-old man who has practiced it for 20 years. As a result, he has good complexion and has grown 20 years younger. His eyes sparkle. He is full of vigor, happiness and joy. He has neither complained nor born a grudge under any circumstance. Furthermore, he can make love three times in succession without drawing out.”

Zen of Farting
“No one knows much about its author, Reepah Gud Wan, who lived before the 10th century in China and Japan, except that he was a legitimate Buddhist monk who tired of the inability of his students to grasp the essence of his teaching. In order to shake them up, he introduced the Zen of Farting, expecting his students to see the joke, laugh at it, and then understand his Buddhist teachings better. Unfortunately, they failed to get the joke–and zen was the result. “

Old Tractors and the Men Who Love Them
“Anyone who has spent more time than they care to admit in the garage will enjoy noted humorist Roger Welsch’s exploration of the do’s and don’ts of tractor restoration. He offers invaluable advice and discusses resources, tools, shop equipment, and the relationship that develops between old machines and their owners.”

The Stray Shopping Carts of Eastern North America
“Author Julian Montague has created an elaborate classification system of abandoned shopping carts, accompanied by photographic documentation of actual stray cart sightings. These sightings include bucolically littered locations such as the Niagara River Gorge (where many a cart has been pushed to its untimely death) and mundane settings that look suspiciously like a suburb near you.”

Pride and Prejudice and Zombies: The Classic Regency Romance
“Features the original text of Jane Austen’s beloved novel… with all-new scenes of bone crunching zombie action.”

Teddy Bear Cannibal Massacre
“Tim Lieder’s anthology is an entertaining trip into the Outer Limits of the Twilight Zone. It is a place where a War Against Clowns is violently waged, a magician is taught magic by a scottish crab, a pretty lycanthrope unleashes her wild side in a London club, and a not so imaginary friend helps a shy young man get the girl. Sadly, there are no cannibal teddy bears to be found in any of the stories. Maybe in the next anthology.”

Greek Rural Postmen and their Cancellation Numbers
“The book looks at the history of Greek stamps in rural parts of the country and how they came to be cancelled by the Greek Postal Service.”