1A Roomba and dog poop cause a "pooptastrophe" in a family's home
Jesse Newton's horror story began when his Roomba ran over his pup's poop and dragged it all around the living room. The “war zone of poop” was discovered, of course, at 3 a.m. when his 4-year-old son crawled into bed with him and his wife, Kelly, smelling like feces.
Newton cleaned his son and did his best to clean the rug (it didn't work). He also tried to clean the Roomba, but it died a “poopy death” after he threw it into the bathtub with water and forgot to take the battery out beforehand. Hammacher Schlemmer, the catalog from which he bought the Roomba, is replacing the robot after reading his hilarious Facebook post about the incident, which has since gone viral. (Source | Photo)
2The dog that hates wallpaper
3The dog that trashed a house then got her head stuck in a wall
Scrunch trashed the house then managed to push her head through the bricks while chewing her way through a washing machine outlet pipe. When owner Maria Birtle came home, she found her pooch trapped.
Firefighters tried numerous ways to get the eight-month-old dog out, but when all else failed, they had to chisel away at the wall until she could be freed. (Source)
4The three whippets who destroyed their owner's bed
5A Redditor's dog gets locked in the bathroom
6The Husky that covered a house in pawprints of black ink
7The NHL player who suffered a game loss and came home to a trashed house
8The dog that was caught trashing a kitchen by surveillance cameras
Surveillance cameras caught Fritz in the act, and his owner could see exactly what he got up to when left alone. In the video below, he attempts to jump up on the counter. Unsuccessful — but also undeterred — he then runs up and throws himself across it, knocking sheets of paper to the floor, before flying off the slippery marble surface. (Source)
9The guard dog that destroyed several thousand dollars worth of teddy bears
Barney then went on to thrash hundreds of rare teddies, all on loan to Wookey Hole Caves in Somerset, and so valuable that the insurers had insisted on his being there to protect premises at night. (Mabel alone was purchased for $75,000!)
"Up to 100 bears were involved in the massacre," Daniel Medley, general manager of Wookey Hole Caves, said. "It was a dreadful scene."
No doubt, Barney "retired" from his job as a guard dog immediately after. (Source)
10The dog that was named the U.K.'s "naughtiest pet"
"When I first saw the mess Yodie had made, I thought it was scrambled egg, but it's the inside of cushions," owner Laura Vitty said. "It was all over the entire house. I was picking up bits of cushions for hours." (Source)
11The Bullmastiff that snitched on a French Bulldog