10 Unbelievable Fireworks Packaging Designs

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Twenty-six states—Alabama, Alaska, Arkansas, Indiana, Kansas, Kentucky, Louisiana, Maine, Michigan, Mississippi, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, New Hampshire, New Mexico, North Dakota, Ohio, Oklahoma, South Carolina, South Dakota, Tennessee, Texas, Utah, Washington, Wyoming and Georgia—permit the sale of all or most types of consumer fireworks to residents, so it's pretty likely you'll find most of these if you're looking for them. Happy 4th of July and be safe!

1
Ambushed

Ambushed
Politically packaged fireworks are indeed hot sellers—this one reads "AMBUSHED: The 436 Billion Dollar Deficit Man" and features a picture of George W. Bush as The Six Million Dollar Man, Steve Austin. (Source)


2
Anxiety Attack

Anxiety Attack
What these fireworks are guaranteed to give you if you are anywhere near them. Here's what they look like in use:
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3
Boiling Point

Boiling Point
When water in a tea kettle reaches its boiling point, it emits a whistling noise to let you know. (Source)




4
Blonde Joke

Blonde Joke
What do blonde jokes (usually with a punchline that infers women with blonde hair are stupid) and fireworks have in common? We have no idea, but here's what you're getting:
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5
Unforgettable

Unforgettable
What could be more unforgettable than a dollar bill featuring Albert Einstein? Is it some kind of Illuminati symbolism or just representational of America? We don't know exactly, but the light show is worth seeing:
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6
Girl Power

Girl Power
"So tell me what you want, what you really really want.." I really want to keep my fingers while lighting these.
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7
Gittin It Done

Gittin It Done
A firework that gets the job done, however insensitive its packaging may now be.
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8
Gorilla Warfare

Gorilla Warfare
The packaging looks like a still from a Planet of the Apes sequel and the fireworks give us the most bang for our buck on this list:
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9
Neighbor Hater

Neighbor Hater
Nothing like a little truth in advertising! (Source)


10
Poopy Puppy

Poopy Puppy
Light the fuse under its tail, and you have a pooping dog! (Source)

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