1SexFit: A pedometer for your penis
2Sign In Pillowcases: Keep track of all those who sleep in your bed
3Wankband: Produce energy by "loving" yourself
Ever keen to stay classy, Pornhub has called their gizmo the "Wankband." The site urges users to "create dirty energy," by wearing the Wankband while, ah, self-pleasuring and has urged users to come up with ideas using the hashtag #wankband. The wrist-mounted gadget has a kinetic charger that can be used to power up gadgets such as iPhones.
The Wankband is still in early beta testing, but I must say I loved their slogan: "The first wearable tech that allows you to love the planet by loving yourself." (Source)
4Lick: An app for practicing oral sex
You just wrap your phone's screen in plastic wrap (or not), and choose one of three exercises: flicking the light switch on and off, turning the pencil sharper, or keeping the ball bouncing. (Source)
5Little Black Book: Keep track of your conquests just like in the old days
6The Sex On Canvas Kit
As you can see from the picture above, these two budding artists were clearly banging like rabbits. Total time in the studio: less than four minutes. Kits start at $60 and go up from there, depending on the canvas and paint color. (Source)
7Sexcereal: Cereal that makes you better at sex
Cereal "for him" includes bee pollen, black sesame, wheat germ, and pumpkin seeds. Cereal "for her" has ginger, sunflower seeds, and almonds. (Source 1 | Source 2)
8S.T. EYE: Colored condoms that detect STDs
The craziest part is, the inventors are kids! Just 13 and 14 years old. When I was 13 or 14, I didn't even know what a condom was! (Source | Via)
9Sex Position Coloring Book
10Happy Ride: Vibrating bicycle seat cover
If you were reluctant to hit the pedals before, this new gizmo could give you all the incentive you need to get on your bike. A firm has launched the Happy Ride—a vibrating seat cover that will make journeys by bicycle a bit more exciting.
An inconspicuous gadget slips over the seat of a bike and incorporates "vibration stimulation" as you ride. It comes with an attached control pocket to raise or lower the vibration rate. The vibration can be turned on and off using the control pad which then tucks into a pocket in the seat cover, allowing you to peddle away uninhibited.
Launched by an adult toy retailer, the Happy Ride seat cover will certainly add a new dimension to riding a bike, though we wonder if the distraction of a vibrating seat might not be a little dangerous on a busy road. (Source)