1Young blood may extend life
In the study, 18-month-old mice were injected with the blood plasma of three-month-old mice. “The injected mice performed better on memory tests than mice of the same age that had not been given blood plasma,” said one scientist.
Is this setting up a scenario whereby transhumanists seeking immortality actually become vampires? Probably not, but I've been wanting to ask that rhetorical question for years!
2Your computer will bleed
According to IBM: “The key to making supermachines 10,000 times more efficient is to build bionic computers cooled and powered by electronic blood.”
This is precisely what they're doing with their prototype system called Aquasar, which uses tubes to deliver liquid coolant to computer circuits.
Though decades from implementation, "electronic blood" could help lessen the danger of supercomputers becoming too powerful for humans to power!
3You can become physically addicted to blood consumption
According to doctors at the Denizli Military Hospital in southwestern Turkey, we can add vampirism to that list as well.
They said drinking blood became "as urgent as breathing" for the man. The man, whose name and hometown were not revealed in the report, was arrested several times after stabbing and biting others to collect and drink their blood. He apparently even got his father to get him bags of the ghastly drink from blood banks.
To their knowledge, the man is the first patient with "vampirism" and DID. In a follow-up six weeks after he was treated, the doctors said the man's blood-drinking behavior was in remission, but his dissociative symptoms persisted.
4Zombie dog experiment could save future people
In 2005 American scientists tried again by "flushing all the blood from [the dogs'] bodies and replacing it with oxygen and sugar-filled saline," according to the researchers from the Safar Center for Resuscitation Research at the University of Pittsburgh. A blood transfusion and an electric shock later and the dogs were back from the dead. Supposedly.
Why, you ask? The word is this kind of treatment could one day save people from hemorrhaging blood too quickly.
5Blood makes an excellent pigment for painting
6Rejuvenate your skin with a blood facial
The procedure requires about two to four vials of blood. Doctors separate the platelets and protein, and then re-inject it into the face to build more collagen.
Bloody Face from American Horror Story anyone?
7Fertilize your garden with blood
So, scoop up the pools of blood from the slaughterhouse floor and put it in spray bottles – or, since we don't actually live in a demented horror movie (yet), your plants could go vegetarian.
8Secret government database of newborn blood
Between 2003 and 2007, 800 samples from Texas newborns were stored without their parents' consent or knowledge.
Without informed consent — that is, telling parents how long the sample will be stored and if and how their baby's blood samples will be used in the future, and then the parents agreeing — abuses will inevitably follow.
9Batteries that run on blood
10Tiny robots will repair your blood cells
Incredibly, the process involves "collecting the membrane from a red blood cell and wrapping it like a powerful camouflaging cloak around a biodegradable polymer nanoparticle stuffed with a cocktail of small molecule drugs."